unsolved mister ians
@ianwillnot.bsky.social
Not smart, but the kind of dumb you can work with. He/him/hey there, pal
Didn't wear a costume she's naturally scary af
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Didn't wear a costume she's naturally scary af
My 8yo's reaction when he found out darby won that match I wasn't in a million fuckin' years going to let him watch
a man wearing an a's hat is talking on a telephone
ALT: a man wearing an a's hat is talking on a telephone
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My 8yo's reaction when he found out darby won that match I wasn't in a million fuckin' years going to let him watch
R2D2 Diamond Phillips
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
R2D2 Diamond Phillips
Still Harley-in' around
September 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Still Harley-in' around
Half pipe lower back tattoo.
Vert ramp stamp.
Vert ramp stamp.
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Half pipe lower back tattoo.
Vert ramp stamp.
Vert ramp stamp.
I missed my calling.
March 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I missed my calling.
I am an adult and I deserve an adult examination room.
March 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I am an adult and I deserve an adult examination room.
If you don't know this band, we can't hang out.
March 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If you don't know this band, we can't hang out.
When I was a teenager my Dad got me a Danelectro pedal board to horse around with.
When my wife and I bought our house, it was misplaced in the move.
Today, after nearly 11 years missing, I found it in the garage.
When my wife and I bought our house, it was misplaced in the move.
Today, after nearly 11 years missing, I found it in the garage.
February 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
When I was a teenager my Dad got me a Danelectro pedal board to horse around with.
When my wife and I bought our house, it was misplaced in the move.
Today, after nearly 11 years missing, I found it in the garage.
When my wife and I bought our house, it was misplaced in the move.
Today, after nearly 11 years missing, I found it in the garage.
"You haven't seen even one blue jay. I've seen a bunch." -7yo's incredible shade
February 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"You haven't seen even one blue jay. I've seen a bunch." -7yo's incredible shade
Returning from another social media hibernation to announce that I can't live without those vanilla redbulls and also my dog, unfortunately, still looks like this.
January 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Returning from another social media hibernation to announce that I can't live without those vanilla redbulls and also my dog, unfortunately, still looks like this.
A tip I picked up after covid:
Don't just cut ties, you want screenshots. Get those receipts.
Family/friends will asked what happened, having a "hey, do you think this was acceptable?" example is golden.
Don't just cut ties, you want screenshots. Get those receipts.
Family/friends will asked what happened, having a "hey, do you think this was acceptable?" example is golden.
November 11, 2024 at 12:59 PM
A tip I picked up after covid:
Don't just cut ties, you want screenshots. Get those receipts.
Family/friends will asked what happened, having a "hey, do you think this was acceptable?" example is golden.
Don't just cut ties, you want screenshots. Get those receipts.
Family/friends will asked what happened, having a "hey, do you think this was acceptable?" example is golden.
Just checkin' in, how we doin'? Bad, I presume?
November 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Just checkin' in, how we doin'? Bad, I presume?
There are about 6 FB accounts pretending to be my mom but they're only tricking family members I fuckin' hate so I'm letting 'em ride.
July 8, 2024 at 1:55 PM
There are about 6 FB accounts pretending to be my mom but they're only tricking family members I fuckin' hate so I'm letting 'em ride.
She's been our roomate for 10 years now. Continue to send thoughts and prayers, please.
July 4, 2024 at 11:41 PM
She's been our roomate for 10 years now. Continue to send thoughts and prayers, please.
Cartoons I'd punch on sight:
Mayor Humdinger
Jimmy Pesto
(I'm just a) Bill
Sandy Cheeks (get out of the water, idiot)
Mayor Humdinger
Jimmy Pesto
(I'm just a) Bill
Sandy Cheeks (get out of the water, idiot)
June 18, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Cartoons I'd punch on sight:
Mayor Humdinger
Jimmy Pesto
(I'm just a) Bill
Sandy Cheeks (get out of the water, idiot)
Mayor Humdinger
Jimmy Pesto
(I'm just a) Bill
Sandy Cheeks (get out of the water, idiot)
Let slip the dogs of corn
May 25, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Let slip the dogs of corn
ALL WE SEE IS
CINEMA PEEPEE
CINEMA POOPOO
CINEMA PEEPEE
CINEMA PEEPEE
CINEMA POOPOO
CINEMA PEEPEE
January 13, 2024 at 11:45 AM
ALL WE SEE IS
CINEMA PEEPEE
CINEMA POOPOO
CINEMA PEEPEE
CINEMA PEEPEE
CINEMA POOPOO
CINEMA PEEPEE
Every 12 hours...
December 13, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Every 12 hours...
My dog's butthole exploded today, how y'all holding up out there?
December 6, 2023 at 11:47 PM
My dog's butthole exploded today, how y'all holding up out there?
Give me 3-part mini series documentaries about internet cults or give me death
December 2, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Give me 3-part mini series documentaries about internet cults or give me death
Got me a genuine Uncle Gary Live Laugh Love
December 1, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Got me a genuine Uncle Gary Live Laugh Love
I backed off social media for a bit for mental health reasons and it didn't do a lick of good so I'm back to being a dipshit on the internet I guess.
November 29, 2023 at 11:53 AM
I backed off social media for a bit for mental health reasons and it didn't do a lick of good so I'm back to being a dipshit on the internet I guess.