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ianwillnot.bsky.social
unsolved mister ians
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Not smart, but the kind of dumb you can work with. He/him/hey there, pal
Didn't wear a costume she's naturally scary af
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My 8yo's reaction when he found out darby won that match I wasn't in a million fuckin' years going to let him watch
a man wearing an a's hat is talking on a telephone
ALT: a man wearing an a's hat is talking on a telephone
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
R2D2 Diamond Phillips
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Still Harley-in' around
September 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Half pipe lower back tattoo.

Vert ramp stamp.
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Post dog
April 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I missed my calling.
March 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I am an adult and I deserve an adult examination room.
March 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If you don't know this band, we can't hang out.
March 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
When I was a teenager my Dad got me a Danelectro pedal board to horse around with.

When my wife and I bought our house, it was misplaced in the move.

Today, after nearly 11 years missing, I found it in the garage.
February 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"You haven't seen even one blue jay. I've seen a bunch." -7yo's incredible shade
February 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Returning from another social media hibernation to announce that I can't live without those vanilla redbulls and also my dog, unfortunately, still looks like this.
January 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
A tip I picked up after covid:

Don't just cut ties, you want screenshots. Get those receipts.

Family/friends will asked what happened, having a "hey, do you think this was acceptable?" example is golden.
November 11, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Just checkin' in, how we doin'? Bad, I presume?
November 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
There are about 6 FB accounts pretending to be my mom but they're only tricking family members I fuckin' hate so I'm letting 'em ride.
July 8, 2024 at 1:55 PM
She's been our roomate for 10 years now. Continue to send thoughts and prayers, please.
July 4, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Cartoons I'd punch on sight:
Mayor Humdinger
Jimmy Pesto
(I'm just a) Bill
Sandy Cheeks (get out of the water, idiot)
June 18, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Finally
June 10, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Let slip the dogs of corn
May 25, 2024 at 1:11 PM
ALL WE SEE IS
CINEMA PEEPEE
CINEMA POOPOO
CINEMA PEEPEE
January 13, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Every 12 hours...
December 13, 2023 at 10:16 PM
My dog's butthole exploded today, how y'all holding up out there?
December 6, 2023 at 11:47 PM
Give me 3-part mini series documentaries about internet cults or give me death
December 2, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Got me a genuine Uncle Gary Live Laugh Love
December 1, 2023 at 8:42 PM
I backed off social media for a bit for mental health reasons and it didn't do a lick of good so I'm back to being a dipshit on the internet I guess.
November 29, 2023 at 11:53 AM