Ian Walden
@ianwalden.bsky.social
The Englishman in the Forest (the New one)
He writes stuff, he likes old stuff, he likes cats, he likes to cook, and eat, and drink, he’s a Second Lifer, a SCAdian, he works for a charity, and he’s very bad at sleeping.
He writes stuff, he likes old stuff, he likes cats, he likes to cook, and eat, and drink, he’s a Second Lifer, a SCAdian, he works for a charity, and he’s very bad at sleeping.
I'm vaguely thinking of the escalator scene from the film "A Matter of Life and Death" and maybe the escalator decided - nope, you're going the wrong way, you should be on the down escalator
September 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'm vaguely thinking of the escalator scene from the film "A Matter of Life and Death" and maybe the escalator decided - nope, you're going the wrong way, you should be on the down escalator
It's a conspiracy!! The spokesbarbie said so... Oh, wait, it was a Trump staffer... should they still be fired and invesigated?
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It's a conspiracy!! The spokesbarbie said so... Oh, wait, it was a Trump staffer... should they still be fired and invesigated?
Even worse, one socket only a couple of inches above the surface of the desk/dresser, so you can't get a charger in if it faces down (well, at least here, with our 3 pin plugs that only go in one way)
June 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Even worse, one socket only a couple of inches above the surface of the desk/dresser, so you can't get a charger in if it faces down (well, at least here, with our 3 pin plugs that only go in one way)
And local to us... well, if you exclude the 1/2 mile of water between us and the island that costs £80 to traverse on the car ferry...
April 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
And local to us... well, if you exclude the 1/2 mile of water between us and the island that costs £80 to traverse on the car ferry...
And now I'm thinking of Asimov's Foundation series. Given the actions of MAGA right now, maybe it's time we established a foundation of sorts to preserve the information that the government is trying to eradicate.
March 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And now I'm thinking of Asimov's Foundation series. Given the actions of MAGA right now, maybe it's time we established a foundation of sorts to preserve the information that the government is trying to eradicate.
Bet Chuck didn't comment about his suit either
March 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Bet Chuck didn't comment about his suit either
Telegraph Road - dire straits
February 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Telegraph Road - dire straits
If I were a satire writer, I think I'd have to hang up my pen, because I could never top any of the stuff going on now.
February 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If I were a satire writer, I think I'd have to hang up my pen, because I could never top any of the stuff going on now.
Love me some Hildegard...
January 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Love me some Hildegard...
Hey, Trump, why aren't you down there helping by tossing them rolls of paper towels or something?
January 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hey, Trump, why aren't you down there helping by tossing them rolls of paper towels or something?
The fascists can fuck off, and I'm not going to let them drive me out.
Oh, and if you're adding me here, identify yourself as I may not recognise your username.
January 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The fascists can fuck off, and I'm not going to let them drive me out.
Oh, and if you're adding me here, identify yourself as I may not recognise your username.
I rummage through others people’s clothing looking for items I can sell
December 31, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I rummage through others people’s clothing looking for items I can sell
Could be worse, rather that than the pilot saying it
December 31, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Could be worse, rather that than the pilot saying it