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@ianveiga.bsky.social
Only funny to some people. Making YouTube videos in my spare time
Imagine at the end of a movie everyone starts dancing like it's 1959. Now THAT'S a twist ending
September 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Imagine at the end of a movie everyone starts dancing like it's 1959. Now THAT'S a twist ending
I never have any clean socks. Either I'm bad at doing laundry or someone in my house is planning an elaborate sock puppet show
September 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I never have any clean socks. Either I'm bad at doing laundry or someone in my house is planning an elaborate sock puppet show
Was feeling a little down today. Then I drank a nitro cold brew and a doubly hazy IPA and now I think I'm a demigod
July 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Was feeling a little down today. Then I drank a nitro cold brew and a doubly hazy IPA and now I think I'm a demigod
I used to think bugs were dumb, but then I realized they discovered flight before we did, and that really angers me
July 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I used to think bugs were dumb, but then I realized they discovered flight before we did, and that really angers me
I only buy one type of scented candle and the scent is new car smell
July 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I only buy one type of scented candle and the scent is new car smell
I know a guy who's bald. He has a tattoo on the very top of his head that says "wow you're tall"
July 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I know a guy who's bald. He has a tattoo on the very top of his head that says "wow you're tall"
I wouldn't date a girl who's "drop dead gorgeous." I'm more partial to someone who's "slow and painful death gorgeous"
July 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I wouldn't date a girl who's "drop dead gorgeous." I'm more partial to someone who's "slow and painful death gorgeous"
"Feeling like a million bucks" is a lot less meaningful with all this inflation
June 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"Feeling like a million bucks" is a lot less meaningful with all this inflation
I'm glad cross body bags for men are in style. Finally I have somewhere to carry the tomatoes I throw when I'm displeased with a performance
June 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm glad cross body bags for men are in style. Finally I have somewhere to carry the tomatoes I throw when I'm displeased with a performance
I'm not sitting on the edge of my seat because your story is exciting. It's because I really have to pee but I'm too polite to excuse myself
June 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm not sitting on the edge of my seat because your story is exciting. It's because I really have to pee but I'm too polite to excuse myself
I keep a journal, but it would probably be more appropriate to call it "a list of all the people and things that pissed me off today"
June 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I keep a journal, but it would probably be more appropriate to call it "a list of all the people and things that pissed me off today"
I want to watch a film made entirely by dogs
April 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I want to watch a film made entirely by dogs
I've got very deep pockets. Not because I have a lot of money. I just buy pants with huge pockets so I can steal more sugar packets at once
January 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I've got very deep pockets. Not because I have a lot of money. I just buy pants with huge pockets so I can steal more sugar packets at once
My ruler is slightly shorter than twelve inches. That's what I mean when I say I have foot problems
January 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My ruler is slightly shorter than twelve inches. That's what I mean when I say I have foot problems
I think I'm out of ideas. Maybe I'll re-hash my old stories for the rest of my life
December 25, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I think I'm out of ideas. Maybe I'll re-hash my old stories for the rest of my life
Technically the first thing I said after I woke up today was "Good" the second thing I said was, you guessed it, "-ness gracious great balls of fire!"
December 22, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Technically the first thing I said after I woke up today was "Good" the second thing I said was, you guessed it, "-ness gracious great balls of fire!"
It's crazy that one person needs to willingly become an accountant for several hours in order to play a game of monopoly
December 17, 2024 at 3:51 PM
It's crazy that one person needs to willingly become an accountant for several hours in order to play a game of monopoly
I used to be afraid of monsters under my bed. Now I'm afraid of how much dust is probably down there
December 15, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I used to be afraid of monsters under my bed. Now I'm afraid of how much dust is probably down there
Every day above ground is a good day. Trust me. I lived in my parent's basement for years
December 13, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Every day above ground is a good day. Trust me. I lived in my parent's basement for years
Watching horror movies about haunted mansions is the only time I'm happy about living in a small shitty apartment
December 12, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Watching horror movies about haunted mansions is the only time I'm happy about living in a small shitty apartment