Oh America,Is this nincompoop the best you have?

My favourite version by far.

I did wonder why they were singing Chestnuts roasting on an open fire in April.

Good grief. I don't suppose he has ever accidentally got deep heat on his jockstrap either. Lost generation.

And four people a week are dying waiting for the infected blood compensation. It looks like the Government are sticking to the same playbook, drag it out, save money.

Great pub

On that evidence it would have been a stretch to have awarded Charlotte an employee of the month award.