Ian the pool guy
@ianthepoolguy.bsky.social
I promise not to say cunt on here, as much as I did on Twitter
Ex checkout manager here…
ALL self service checkouts are only there so it’s identifiable customers that commit the deliberate fraud, not the unidentified staff dipping in the till…
Once you realise that, and how much the company saves by doing this, this confession doesn’t seem nearly as bad.
ALL self service checkouts are only there so it’s identifiable customers that commit the deliberate fraud, not the unidentified staff dipping in the till…
Once you realise that, and how much the company saves by doing this, this confession doesn’t seem nearly as bad.
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ex checkout manager here…
ALL self service checkouts are only there so it’s identifiable customers that commit the deliberate fraud, not the unidentified staff dipping in the till…
Once you realise that, and how much the company saves by doing this, this confession doesn’t seem nearly as bad.
ALL self service checkouts are only there so it’s identifiable customers that commit the deliberate fraud, not the unidentified staff dipping in the till…
Once you realise that, and how much the company saves by doing this, this confession doesn’t seem nearly as bad.
Quick WOKEY DOKIE suggestion…
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Quick WOKEY DOKIE suggestion…
His trophy looks like a shrivelled up testicle, being stroked by tiny toddlers’ hands.
Far from appeasing Trump, this looks like top-trolling of the man-baby from Infantino
Far from appeasing Trump, this looks like top-trolling of the man-baby from Infantino
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
His trophy looks like a shrivelled up testicle, being stroked by tiny toddlers’ hands.
Far from appeasing Trump, this looks like top-trolling of the man-baby from Infantino
Far from appeasing Trump, this looks like top-trolling of the man-baby from Infantino
There’s a second amendment specifically added to the Constitution, to deal with megalomaniac leaders who overstep their mark🙄
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
There’s a second amendment specifically added to the Constitution, to deal with megalomaniac leaders who overstep their mark🙄
Try taking B complex capsules, and not being shocked when your piss turns dayglo yellow😮
March 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Try taking B complex capsules, and not being shocked when your piss turns dayglo yellow😮
As a kid I always knew if I was first in the loo after my dad had a poo.
He’s been dead four years now, but I’ve realised that if I go back in my own toilet a while after a poo, it smells exactly like he’s been in before me. It’s gross, but quite comforting to have that memory “trigger”
He’s been dead four years now, but I’ve realised that if I go back in my own toilet a while after a poo, it smells exactly like he’s been in before me. It’s gross, but quite comforting to have that memory “trigger”
March 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
As a kid I always knew if I was first in the loo after my dad had a poo.
He’s been dead four years now, but I’ve realised that if I go back in my own toilet a while after a poo, it smells exactly like he’s been in before me. It’s gross, but quite comforting to have that memory “trigger”
He’s been dead four years now, but I’ve realised that if I go back in my own toilet a while after a poo, it smells exactly like he’s been in before me. It’s gross, but quite comforting to have that memory “trigger”
I’ll admit, it’s a challenging wank, but…🙄
March 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I’ll admit, it’s a challenging wank, but…🙄
“No better”? Of the 1200 killed on 7th October, just 36 (3%) were children
Since that day 33% of all Palestinian deaths are children.
They’re more than ten times worse than Hamas
Since that day 33% of all Palestinian deaths are children.
They’re more than ten times worse than Hamas
March 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“No better”? Of the 1200 killed on 7th October, just 36 (3%) were children
Since that day 33% of all Palestinian deaths are children.
They’re more than ten times worse than Hamas
Since that day 33% of all Palestinian deaths are children.
They’re more than ten times worse than Hamas
Trump does what Netanyahu tells him to do… if his(!) Gaza plan comes to be, then that’s going to make many US businesses into terror targets. It really is a world-changing security moment, and I fear he’s not going to back down.
February 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Trump does what Netanyahu tells him to do… if his(!) Gaza plan comes to be, then that’s going to make many US businesses into terror targets. It really is a world-changing security moment, and I fear he’s not going to back down.
Wait till you find crushed peanuts in chilli oil😮😋
February 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wait till you find crushed peanuts in chilli oil😮😋
I cannot imagine the man who wants to rebuild the Soviet Union would have enlisted two pretty ladies born in the Soviet Union to honeytrap a US businessman as easy to “nudge” politically, as Donald J Trump🙄
February 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I cannot imagine the man who wants to rebuild the Soviet Union would have enlisted two pretty ladies born in the Soviet Union to honeytrap a US businessman as easy to “nudge” politically, as Donald J Trump🙄
“One small step 4G man”
February 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“One small step 4G man”
Zelenskyy should ignore the Russian threat, and use his finest troops to assassinate musk…
February 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Zelenskyy should ignore the Russian threat, and use his finest troops to assassinate musk…
There’s only a small ring of painless vaporisation around a blast, but a far bigger ring where flesh will be ripped off extremities by the blast, and you will die painfully from blood loss. Bigger still the ring where you’ll be trapped under burning rubble, hoping you bleed out before you burn!
February 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
There’s only a small ring of painless vaporisation around a blast, but a far bigger ring where flesh will be ripped off extremities by the blast, and you will die painfully from blood loss. Bigger still the ring where you’ll be trapped under burning rubble, hoping you bleed out before you burn!
Really? Ask yourself when the thousand pagers and phones used in the Lebanon attacks found their way into Lebanon, bearing in mind that prior to 7/10, Hezbollah were not at war with Israel. Mossad infiltrates every government; even Reagan highlighted it in the ‘80s
February 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Really? Ask yourself when the thousand pagers and phones used in the Lebanon attacks found their way into Lebanon, bearing in mind that prior to 7/10, Hezbollah were not at war with Israel. Mossad infiltrates every government; even Reagan highlighted it in the ‘80s
Try reading this, and using the present US Government appointments under Trump; it makes Threads look like Some mothers do ‘ave ‘em.
February 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Try reading this, and using the present US Government appointments under Trump; it makes Threads look like Some mothers do ‘ave ‘em.
Trust me, you’ll be watching it forever, until your memories are burned out by a nuclear bomb for real
February 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Trust me, you’ll be watching it forever, until your memories are burned out by a nuclear bomb for real
Your biggest security threat is definitely that MOSSAD infiltrates the software supply line and adds viruses into the operating code. They’ve been blowing up people with phones for decades; 1972 Munich Hijack plotters for instance.
February 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Your biggest security threat is definitely that MOSSAD infiltrates the software supply line and adds viruses into the operating code. They’ve been blowing up people with phones for decades; 1972 Munich Hijack plotters for instance.
‘Thought you might be able to extract the audio for the “price of eggs” feature?
February 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
‘Thought you might be able to extract the audio for the “price of eggs” feature?
Loved the episode today, and our chickens decided they’d like to contribute…
So here’s a quick covert recording of Maria laying an egg this morning😀
So here’s a quick covert recording of Maria laying an egg this morning😀
February 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Loved the episode today, and our chickens decided they’d like to contribute…
So here’s a quick covert recording of Maria laying an egg this morning😀
So here’s a quick covert recording of Maria laying an egg this morning😀
Oh they definitely knew when they actually started looking closely… but it’s that brief moment between “seeing” and “looking” that caught them out, just for a few seconds.
January 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Oh they definitely knew when they actually started looking closely… but it’s that brief moment between “seeing” and “looking” that caught them out, just for a few seconds.
I worked for Waitrose for 25 years…
messiest breakage ever; ‘case of 6x2kg jars of clear honey
Smelliest (good) ‘case of Zoflora concentrated disinfectant. The whole shop smelled of flowers for weeks!
Vomit inducing worst; case of grated Italian Parmesan cheese dropped in an unvented stairwell🤢
messiest breakage ever; ‘case of 6x2kg jars of clear honey
Smelliest (good) ‘case of Zoflora concentrated disinfectant. The whole shop smelled of flowers for weeks!
Vomit inducing worst; case of grated Italian Parmesan cheese dropped in an unvented stairwell🤢
January 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I worked for Waitrose for 25 years…
messiest breakage ever; ‘case of 6x2kg jars of clear honey
Smelliest (good) ‘case of Zoflora concentrated disinfectant. The whole shop smelled of flowers for weeks!
Vomit inducing worst; case of grated Italian Parmesan cheese dropped in an unvented stairwell🤢
messiest breakage ever; ‘case of 6x2kg jars of clear honey
Smelliest (good) ‘case of Zoflora concentrated disinfectant. The whole shop smelled of flowers for weeks!
Vomit inducing worst; case of grated Italian Parmesan cheese dropped in an unvented stairwell🤢
‘Friend of mine did it with ketchup… mum got covered, got up to get some cloths, slipped, fell, & had a suspected broken hip, so the ambulance was called… paramedics arrived to see a big arc of red splatters across the wall and floor, and a lady splattered in big red stains, laying on the floor.
January 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
‘Friend of mine did it with ketchup… mum got covered, got up to get some cloths, slipped, fell, & had a suspected broken hip, so the ambulance was called… paramedics arrived to see a big arc of red splatters across the wall and floor, and a lady splattered in big red stains, laying on the floor.
It’s a slippery slope downhill from there, my friend
January 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It’s a slippery slope downhill from there, my friend