Ian T.
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Ian T.
@iantanner.bsky.social
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Sports enthusiast, geek for all things nerdy, and rolls a d20 on ocassion.

Pro-wrestling nostalgia is my drug of choice.
Albert Belle lore was made for the social media age. From running down teenagers who egged his house on Halloween, his role in a illegal sports gambling case, throwing a baseball at a heckling fan, 1st 50/50 (HRs/doubles) season in baseball history, ‘95 MVP race, forearm to Vina, etc…
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Most unhinged things to eat out of a bowl
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I drafted Calvin Ridley in the 9th cause I heard he LIVES in Casa Bonita now. He runs post routes through the arcade and sleeps behind the waterfall. Or at least that’s what I saw from the sopapilla line.

#SFB15 #CasaBonitaLegend #ButtersBall #SopapillaScouting
July 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
OKAY SO LIKE…I wasnt gonna take Jaylen Warren, in the 8th, but then DK Metcalf just stared at me and I got all sweaty and clicked the button. I didn’t wanna let him down!
Jaylen’s so happy to be selected…I can’t be grounded for this, right?
#SFB15 #ButtersBall
July 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
MWAHAHAHA! I took Fields as my unstoppable Professor Chaos in 4th. And now…IN THE 7TH…I unveil my evil master plan. Brock Purdy joins as General Disarray! Together we will rain pure fantasy mayhem upon this league!
#SFB15 #ProfessorChaos #GeneralDisarray #HopeMyMomDoesntFindOut
July 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh hamburgers! I think I made DK Metcalf mad because I drafted him in the 6th round and he just looked at me real serious and said “Noted.” BUT I mean he was still there!! That’s value, right?? RIGHT?? He’s my WR1 now and possibly my new dad? #SFB15 #IMessedUp #DKPleaseDontHurtMe
July 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
With my 5th round pick, I took OMARION HAMPTON.
A running back built like khakis: durable, multifunctional, and READY FOR ANYTHING!
Stan rolled his eyes, and I told him “You got jeans energy, Stan. You’re chasing denim upside!” 😤
#ButtersBall #HamptonIsKhakis #SFB15
July 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
OH JEEZ! I GOT JUSTIN FIELDS IN THE 4TH ROUND!!! He’s gonna run everywhere and cause CHAOS, like that evil genius, Professor Chaos. Mwahahaha 😈 🤭 #SFB15 #ProfessorChaos #ButtersBall
July 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“Fellas, you’re not gonna believe this. I took Alvin Kamara in the 3rd after I saw Eric in the smoke coming from my toaster and he was like: karma is real… and it’s spelled K-A-M-A-R-A. Then he vanished and my pop-tart was burnt.” #ButtersBall #KamaraKarma #PopTartProphecy #SFB15
July 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Butters drafted Josh Jacobs in the 2nd round “cause he runs like he’s mad at the grass. And I don’t trust that grass. One minute you’re fine and the next the grass trips you and tries to hurt your ankle.” 🏈💥 #ButtersBall #JacobsTime #RBsWithRevengeIssues #SFB15
July 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I know Cincinnati and Chicago are close but surprises me that Indy didn’t have a live.
June 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Congrats and good luck in #SFB15
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April 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Congrats on the #SFB15 invite!
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April 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Congrats on the #SFB15 invite!
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April 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Congrats on the #SFB15 invite!
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April 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Just put them together with some help from AI and basic level photo editing skills. If those “skills” could help out Fantasy Cares - how do I sign up?
April 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m sure @scottfish.bsky.social and the team have some better ones than mine. Just did some quick ones to get excited. #sfb15 #SFBCleveland
April 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hoping for good results but realistically expecting last place!
April 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don’t care if it’s the first, last, or even the Green Wave. I just hope to catch one.
April 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM