I've been watching the Ryder Cup. So close in the end. I believe Donald Trump is on the phone to the course adjudicators 'You just need to find me three points from somewhere...' #rydercup

I'm enjoying the T20, The only thing I have against Somerset is that their shirts make them look like a costumed character that would great me at Disneyworld. #T20Final #Cricket

I am convinced that should humans fail this world ignominiously, by climatic catastrophe or weapons of swamping destruction, a fledgling world will emerge hundreds of years later- and David Attenborough will be there to narrate its nativity.