Guilty as charged, Your Honor.

Not a good sign for the cider drinkers, but this sounds like fun!

"She was a big-universe eldritch horror who needed to return to the small planet under her thousand eyes. He was a small-town ophthalmologist. It was a match made in the nothingness of space and the horrors of what lay beyond. Join Ian Snow for... The All-Seeing Christmas."

(Cover credit - Vanilla Lily Designs)

Yeah, definitely. He writes everything from bizarroe horror (like Bubba Ho-Tep and The Drive-In, among lots of others) to East Texas mysteries (Hap and Leonard in particular is amazing) to Westerns.

It's a great one. Joe Lansdale can do no wrong as a writer.

Haha! If you want more teacher/professor stories, I have tooooons both on Literotica and Amazon. And I hear this upcoming Literotica story of mine might have TWO professors in it.

One of my favorite shows, and immensely quotable.

😉

Trophy -

www.amazon.com/Trophy-Steam...

Student Bodies:

www.amazon.com/Student-Bodi...

Bodies of Knowledge:

www.amazon.com/Bodies-Knowl...

Delectable Fancies (dumb name, but the teacher story is hot as hell):

www.amazon.com/Delectable-F...