Ian Simmons
@iansimmons1960.bsky.social
Curator, Fortean Times news editor, blockchain ontologist, cognitive dissident and discontent provider. MAGA - Make America Go Away - all opinions are my own
Alice in Sunderland is an actual book, by Bryan Talbot, and very good it is too
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Alice in Sunderland is an actual book, by Bryan Talbot, and very good it is too
OK, so now looks like Mr Bean dancing with William Burroughs
October 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
OK, so now looks like Mr Bean dancing with William Burroughs
A shameless plug for my latest, which you might like to add to the collection 🙂
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
A shameless plug for my latest, which you might like to add to the collection 🙂
'And when did you last see your father?'
September 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
'And when did you last see your father?'
At Strange Days festival with BRIAN BLESSED!
September 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
At Strange Days festival with BRIAN BLESSED!
My kind of deity
August 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My kind of deity
My favourite Doctor and Companion
August 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My favourite Doctor and Companion
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
August 9, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
Yesterday's charity shop haul!
July 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Yesterday's charity shop haul!
Pah! Just jumping on the VW bandwagon, they've been making superb currywurst for decades, which have an official VW part number, as does the sauce that goes with them. Plus, they're cheaper than $13, and huge!
July 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Pah! Just jumping on the VW bandwagon, they've been making superb currywurst for decades, which have an official VW part number, as does the sauce that goes with them. Plus, they're cheaper than $13, and huge!
That's not a Guy Fawkes mask, it's a V for Vendetta mask which the film company get a royalty on. This is am actual Guy Fawkes mask. Made from papier mache and used to be sold at newsagents for a month or so before bonfire night to put on your Guy before it was burnt
July 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
That's not a Guy Fawkes mask, it's a V for Vendetta mask which the film company get a royalty on. This is am actual Guy Fawkes mask. Made from papier mache and used to be sold at newsagents for a month or so before bonfire night to put on your Guy before it was burnt
Cromwell does not approve of my new chair... no soft bits!!
June 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Cromwell does not approve of my new chair... no soft bits!!
I'm featured at Strange Days festival in September, great bill and tickets are selling fast. Don't miss out!
June 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'm featured at Strange Days festival in September, great bill and tickets are selling fast. Don't miss out!
How I arrived on Bluesky
April 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Cool - I'm a festival headliner! This promises to be great!! Tickets at www.strangedaysfestival.co.uk
March 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Cool - I'm a festival headliner! This promises to be great!! Tickets at www.strangedaysfestival.co.uk
...also, this is Cromwell, the most food obsessed cat ever, even by cat standards, and the only way we can keep bread out of his paws
February 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
...also, this is Cromwell, the most food obsessed cat ever, even by cat standards, and the only way we can keep bread out of his paws
...and here we are, Frances and I meeting our daughter Fay in Reading IKEA, with the cake (and meatballs)!😃
February 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
...and here we are, Frances and I meeting our daughter Fay in Reading IKEA, with the cake (and meatballs)!😃
Dear God, have you SEEN my esoteric shelves! This is just one section 😱
January 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Dear God, have you SEEN my esoteric shelves! This is just one section 😱