Look, they gave me an extra little badge for being a special boy

Rishi Sunak really hitting the shuffle button on Tory policy platforms of the last two hundred years in search of something that hits

As expected, Labour's manifesto is mid at best, and outright bad in many places. The overall vibe is summed up by the title page - this isn't an inspiring plan for a better world, it's your PE teacher telling you off for wanting to wear trousers instead of shorts on a sleety day in December

Encryption backdoors forced through by taking advantage of dead kids, is it?

Fuuuuuckkkkk offffff

So as I've recently discovered, the Red Book is *already* digitised... but the online version is hilariously broken, even if you find a GP/health visitor who knows that they're meant to be the ones to link up yours and your child's NHS profiles with it

"Encouraging local authorities to come together and take on new powers" sounds like we might actually end up with something close to Brown's regional assemblies (good, overdue)

A bung to journalists you say? OK, I'm back in the game

[New Labour authoritarianism vibes intensify]