Ian
@ianrendall.bsky.social
Games, movies, fishing. Portland, Dorset.
If only we could get thick as mince twats to realise that speed cameras are a deterrent not a money making exercise. I will not be told any different. It’s abhorrent that drivers get frothy about a small fine but the thought of killing someone on the road is just fine.
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If only we could get thick as mince twats to realise that speed cameras are a deterrent not a money making exercise. I will not be told any different. It’s abhorrent that drivers get frothy about a small fine but the thought of killing someone on the road is just fine.
You sound like a right boring bastard.
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You sound like a right boring bastard.
I enjoy a phall so the naan could taste of creosote and lark’s vomit for all I care and I wouldn’t even notice.
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I enjoy a phall so the naan could taste of creosote and lark’s vomit for all I care and I wouldn’t even notice.
Traitement par explosion!!
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Traitement par explosion!!
Looks like it’s on Apple Podcasts.
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Looks like it’s on Apple Podcasts.
Non-smokers who campaigned about smoking in pubs should be forced to actually GO to the pubs now that they got what they wanted. (I’m a non smoker btw).
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Non-smokers who campaigned about smoking in pubs should be forced to actually GO to the pubs now that they got what they wanted. (I’m a non smoker btw).
Halcyon days indeed. The Master System version was no slouch either!
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Halcyon days indeed. The Master System version was no slouch either!
How about we sort out the fucking bullies instead?
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
How about we sort out the fucking bullies instead?
Like most normal people, I disagree with everything Trump does. But he has proven that change can be effected almost literally overnight if needs be. UK politics is just so excessively slow with words and no action.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Like most normal people, I disagree with everything Trump does. But he has proven that change can be effected almost literally overnight if needs be. UK politics is just so excessively slow with words and no action.
Dentists who work from home perhaps.
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Dentists who work from home perhaps.
In this context, ‘crumple zone’ is spelled ’fragile ego’.
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
In this context, ‘crumple zone’ is spelled ’fragile ego’.
You really can tell who the drivers of these oversized tanks in the replies are can’t you? Blah blah safety blah blah someone else’s problem.
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You really can tell who the drivers of these oversized tanks in the replies are can’t you? Blah blah safety blah blah someone else’s problem.
A fretless Precision bass should be called an Imprecision bass.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
A fretless Precision bass should be called an Imprecision bass.
There is one thing that people like him will never have. And that is ‘enough’.
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
There is one thing that people like him will never have. And that is ‘enough’.
Erik Satie’s Gymnopédies and Gnossienne’s also. Perhaps with a little dressing of Saint-Saens.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Erik Satie’s Gymnopédies and Gnossienne’s also. Perhaps with a little dressing of Saint-Saens.
Bonus bellendry awarded if they are photographed driving said vehicle whilst on a track day. Extra meltery if car and driver are leaning round a tight bend.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bonus bellendry awarded if they are photographed driving said vehicle whilst on a track day. Extra meltery if car and driver are leaning round a tight bend.
Marriage as a business transaction
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Marriage as a business transaction
I used to work in marketing when it was known as ‘advertising’. It was a genuinely creative and exciting time. Ads used to be talked about fondly and were entertainment in their own right. Nowadays it’s just full of cunts with no socks.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I used to work in marketing when it was known as ‘advertising’. It was a genuinely creative and exciting time. Ads used to be talked about fondly and were entertainment in their own right. Nowadays it’s just full of cunts with no socks.
Anyone over 60 who attempts to buy a Honda Jazz or Nissan Note should automatically have their licence seized.
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Anyone over 60 who attempts to buy a Honda Jazz or Nissan Note should automatically have their licence seized.
Bet you’re a scaffolder and think you’re the ‘salt of the earth say it as I see it’ type aren’t you?
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Bet you’re a scaffolder and think you’re the ‘salt of the earth say it as I see it’ type aren’t you?
Definitely written by a ‘CaSh Is KiNg’ roundabout painter.
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Definitely written by a ‘CaSh Is KiNg’ roundabout painter.