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Ian R Burke
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The PMs Beside Himself
The Time Door
Saving Ian
The Mercurians
Coming soon
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Dublin today.
September 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Northumberland today.
September 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm going slow!
September 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A Budapest Butterfly today
July 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Today's garden daytrippers
June 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Todays garden critter
June 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
St Andrews Square, Edinburgh today
May 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Tonight's moon
March 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So, the Prime minister goes missing; his twin brother takes over...what could possibly happen? #ThePMsBesideHimself
February 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A tear fell down my cheek. I opened the #Umbrella to shield the rain and entered the funeral home. Ted had nothing, but I was determined that he would have a great send-off. When the funeral discussions ended, the director handed me documents..

"Would you like a free bag for life 4 these?"
#vss365
February 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Elon turned to his newly acquired wife,
"you know, I love you more than anything (A)nn (I)vy Musk"
"I Know Elton, you programmed me to love you "

"Elon!, Anyway, did you get my #rocket? as requested"
Elon was presented with an Italian rocket salad.
"Not Italian Rocket, Falcon rocket!"
#VSS365
February 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Wherever I wander, near or far from home.
I meet people who seem familiar, who I almost know
And it feels strange .... as far as I know.
We have never met, But if you put the D into N and A, we are distant souls.
I guess we're just ships passing along the #sonder

#vss365 thanks @Vignettes
January 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
After driving 400 miles, Lord Roe pulled the Rolls over to Frankies ( well, rankies as the F neon was not on)

"2 bacon rolls"

The server picked a fishbone from dirty lard in a frying pan & used it as a toothpick
Lord Roe called the police. "You better be quick; He has a #congealed weapon!"
#VSS365
January 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
After driving 400 miles, Lord Roe pulled the Rolls over to Frankies ( well, rankies, as the F's neon was not on).

"Two bacon rolls"

The server picked a fish bone from the #congealed fat in the frying pan and used it as a toothpick

Quickly, he got back into the Rolls, without the rolls!

#vss365
January 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Well, I'm hot #flushed
Check it and see
Got a toilet block up to me knees
Come on baby, U-bend with me.
I'm hot flushed, I'm hot flushed.

By Plumbener

#vss365
January 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Never trust Faux News.
January 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh, what an excellent time to be
As I #galumph around the dance floor, Equinetly.
The left and the right legs move unevenly
Whilst the pantomime horse fronts tango, the rears Pasodoble.

#VSS365
January 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Sorry, what's your name ?"

"Dawn"

"Fawn ?"

"No, Dawn"

"Fawn?"

"Dawn!"

"Oh, Dawn"

"Yes!"

"Sorry about that, I am having trouble with my F...ing Hearing!

#vss365 #fawn
January 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Larry,face red, bent over, hand resting on his thighs, a #pucker of skin around his sweaty eyes. Trying to catch his breath, he turned to Shirley.

"You said, Let's get the gear & take up running, you nearly killed me!"

"It's not my fault, Larry, that the sports shop is on the 3rd floor!"

#VSS365
January 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
#vss365

If a frog cloaks, does that mean it has Laryngitis?

If the Rolling Stones wear a #cloak does that mean they are creating situations involving intrigue, secrecy, espionage, or mystery.....Cloak and Jaggers!

#vss365
January 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Show Me The Way
YouTube video by Peter Frampton - Topic
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January 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"You're a #fool, Bob; God knows what I saw in you all those years ago.

"Look, Marge, I didn't forget your birthday! Open the garage door. "

Marge opened the door to reveal a TR7 sports car..."Oh, Bob,"

They walked hand in hand to the car. Bob turned to Marge

Give us a push, will you!

#vss365
January 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I love getting out and taking some photos.
January 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm #Esoteric Eric, a bit of a nerd.
Got Patches on my sleeves and a great big beard.
Got Teeth like a fruit machine and chins, two tiered.
Standing 7 foot tall in full Highland gear.

Only swipe me right if very sincere!

#vss365
January 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM