I WANT TO BE LOWLY THE WORM DRIVING A GODDAMNED APPLE CAR, A CAR THE SIZE SHAPE AND COLOR OF AN APPLE

Such piss poor imaginations for one’s own self than, “hey so what my government is creating a new way to shit on me” at least I got this cool social media post. How is our collective self-esteem this low?

Public transportation allows me to be the stoner I want to be

They really all are the same song.

Worked in an indie video store in high school and it whipped. I watched so many movies, had so many good conversations about movies and film, and was able to discreetly blackmail conservative family men who were back-room porn closet regulars for pocket cash. Bummer those jobs don’t exist anymore.

"Indiana Could Get Bigger" should tbh scare the fuck out of everyone who reads it lol NO ONE WANTS MORE INDIANA!!!