Someone more artistic than me reimagine him to not look as deranged using the Nintendo color palette $3 tip

Karoline Leavitt: “Unlike the warmongering democrats, Trump is bringing peace to the Middle East and is sacrificing his comfort on freshly gold plated Air Force 1 just to set an example for the people how prosperous the US can be with open trade his tariffs are bringing. You’re welcome America.”

Thats a duckbearbeaver and I won’t be convinced otherwise

He asked if we could make it all computer, not if we should make it all computer.

Put respect on idiot boyfriend’s name

You too can be a MAGA mouthpiece for the low low price of loads of gender affirming care and your soul

We’ll see who’s smiling when I introduce you to my good friend spaghetti sauce I left in the pan on the counter for a week

Still a ways to go but solid 9.5/10 for me. Roguelike framework gimping runs or not giving rooms I need is def frustrating. Otherwise, how much information they give you without an in-game notebook or journal to refer back to can feel like a lot. My photos and notes look like ramblings of a madman

ChatGPT never being asked something so stupid, and having nothing coherent to use as a basis, does explain how we got these penguins right where we want em.

Casually slipping “man I’d hate to be close to retirement right now” into conversation with my 65 year old MAGA parents

Why hasn’t anyone ever filmed a round of golf of his? I would love to watch that and see his championship play.

I have a spin on this idea: what if the richest people HERE make payments towards the debt, we go back to actual free trade, and agree to pretend this didn’t happen to save trumps fragile wittle ego? We could call it the “Unfucking the Future from Oligarchy” act. Support UFO!

In his defense, he couldn’t just let 2016 Trump walk away with Worst President Ever without a fight

That’s a spicy meatball

Probably a better time than never to learn about jurisdiction and what happens when you have a staffer skeet about something after it happens rather than standing up to prevent it. Wishful thinking but maybe you can get ‘em next constitutional crisis. Or wag your finger, whichever