ianmonst.bsky.social
@ianmonst.bsky.social
Should come rolled up in a cardboard tube. Much better, and fewer creases.
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
*laughs in 6'5"*
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Massive agree.
Also the kind of film you need to watch at least twice to fully appreciate.
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Ahhh... David Schneider was great in that little role.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If only there was some way to trim and recreate our own playlist from album tracks.
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This is my absolute top tier toast topping! I thought I was alone, but now here I am amongst friends.
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Having to say this out loud is peak 2025.
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
That's actually a great little parting troll. Maybe your sense of humour malfunctioned?
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"You can just grab 'em by the Pepsi"
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Brewery Piss Up Comrades.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
All the better for being able to see the grey carpet, furniture and "Live, Laugh, Love" shit all over the walls.
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Agreed. Fuck golf.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"and it's not even close". Bleugh.
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
He's not a trillionnaire yet. That's maybe why he's such a miserable rightwing cunt.
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This should've been posted on 'Fucking Obvious Opin'.
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I love repetition and structure. Until I don't.
Then I hate it with every cell in body!
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Blimey. That feels a bit oppressive to me, but then my ADHD detests repetition once the novelty/dopamine has worn off. Glad it works for them, but changing things up might help them find more things they enjoy.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The NHS should be 24/7, including GP surgeries. Baffling why this hasn't already happened. The benefits hugely outweigh the costs.
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
And having white hair at a young age kept them looking younger for longer.
November 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Your mates dad was the bad guy from Darkman.

(niche enough for you?)
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Abolishonist?
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Yep. And there's regular investigative journalism revealing how Royal-owned assets are either raking money in, avoiding tax or receiving preferential treatment. Or all three.

I'm not a hardline abolishenist, but the time for sacking them off has surely come.
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Like how it was at school, coz they made it in the same metal trays as the other stuff, like sponge puddings and pies.

Bloody lovely it was, too!
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM