Ian MacIntyre
@ianmmacintyre.bsky.social
Aging nerd, Beaverton, etc
Something poetic about this AI Google response (which I never asked for) guzzling potable drinking water so it can tell me to set my home thermostat to hotter than the surface of the sun.
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Something poetic about this AI Google response (which I never asked for) guzzling potable drinking water so it can tell me to set my home thermostat to hotter than the surface of the sun.
Yeah yeah yeah, ugly picture, neck vagina... but how come there's absolutely no evidence of a wound where his ear was supposedly shot?
October 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yeah yeah yeah, ugly picture, neck vagina... but how come there's absolutely no evidence of a wound where his ear was supposedly shot?
Currently watching Kolchak: The Night Stalker, in case anyone wants to pay me to develop a modern update of this series.
October 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Currently watching Kolchak: The Night Stalker, in case anyone wants to pay me to develop a modern update of this series.
"A Serial Arsonist and I Talk Fire Prevention"
September 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"A Serial Arsonist and I Talk Fire Prevention"
Sooooo close to getting it. Vance’s experiences as the son of an addict *did* shape him, but they made him irrationally cruel and convinced of his own victimized righteousness.
September 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sooooo close to getting it. Vance’s experiences as the son of an addict *did* shape him, but they made him irrationally cruel and convinced of his own victimized righteousness.
I know it’s a quote from the first Captain America, but “So many people forget that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own”.
September 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I know it’s a quote from the first Captain America, but “So many people forget that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own”.
Literal headline I jotted down this weekend instead of being present with my family
September 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Literal headline I jotted down this weekend instead of being present with my family
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
I guarantee Trump has no idea about any of this, nor would he care, but it’s clear that Stephen Miller and the Heritage Foundation intend for ICE to be their all-purpose Gestapo.
June 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I guarantee Trump has no idea about any of this, nor would he care, but it’s clear that Stephen Miller and the Heritage Foundation intend for ICE to be their all-purpose Gestapo.
This was really hard. Top Ten, In no particular order:
(oh, and runners up included Fellowship Of The Ring, Best In Show, Pig, Casino Royale, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, John Wick, Anchorman, The Social Network, Into The Spider-Verse)
(oh, and runners up included Fellowship Of The Ring, Best In Show, Pig, Casino Royale, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, John Wick, Anchorman, The Social Network, Into The Spider-Verse)
June 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This was really hard. Top Ten, In no particular order:
(oh, and runners up included Fellowship Of The Ring, Best In Show, Pig, Casino Royale, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, John Wick, Anchorman, The Social Network, Into The Spider-Verse)
(oh, and runners up included Fellowship Of The Ring, Best In Show, Pig, Casino Royale, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, John Wick, Anchorman, The Social Network, Into The Spider-Verse)
Funny what a reminder that you would never have this job were it not for loyalty to Trump will do for the attitude. Also, which villainess wore it best:
June 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Funny what a reminder that you would never have this job were it not for loyalty to Trump will do for the attitude. Also, which villainess wore it best:
Paul Verhoeven - “I cannot hope to compete with this.”
June 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Paul Verhoeven - “I cannot hope to compete with this.”
I don’t say this much, but drag ‘em, Disney Legal Dept!
June 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I don’t say this much, but drag ‘em, Disney Legal Dept!
Heaving my heart into my mouth sounds awesome!
I love your Majesty, AND you should keep adding more tariffs!
I love your Majesty, AND you should keep adding more tariffs!
April 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Heaving my heart into my mouth sounds awesome!
I love your Majesty, AND you should keep adding more tariffs!
I love your Majesty, AND you should keep adding more tariffs!
Got to stop by CBC Radio's AS IT HAPPENS this week to discuss The Beaverton's 15th anniversary, and our re-launched podcast!
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
March 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Got to stop by CBC Radio's AS IT HAPPENS this week to discuss The Beaverton's 15th anniversary, and our re-launched podcast!
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
Eerie coincidences like this give me… the heebiebeegees
November 19, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Eerie coincidences like this give me… the heebiebeegees
Can’t imagine I’ll use this as much as past accounts, but here’s my most popular post from the old country that seems to keep resurfacing.
November 18, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Can’t imagine I’ll use this as much as past accounts, but here’s my most popular post from the old country that seems to keep resurfacing.