Ian MacIntyre
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Ian MacIntyre
@ianmmacintyre.bsky.social
Aging nerd, Beaverton, etc
Something poetic about this AI Google response (which I never asked for) guzzling potable drinking water so it can tell me to set my home thermostat to hotter than the surface of the sun.
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Yeah yeah yeah, ugly picture, neck vagina... but how come there's absolutely no evidence of a wound where his ear was supposedly shot?
October 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Currently watching Kolchak: The Night Stalker, in case anyone wants to pay me to develop a modern update of this series.
October 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"A Serial Arsonist and I Talk Fire Prevention"
September 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
September 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sooooo close to getting it. Vance’s experiences as the son of an addict *did* shape him, but they made him irrationally cruel and convinced of his own victimized righteousness.
September 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I know it’s a quote from the first Captain America, but “So many people forget that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own”.
September 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Literal headline I jotted down this weekend instead of being present with my family
September 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I guarantee Trump has no idea about any of this, nor would he care, but it’s clear that Stephen Miller and the Heritage Foundation intend for ICE to be their all-purpose Gestapo.
June 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This was really hard. Top Ten, In no particular order:

(oh, and runners up included Fellowship Of The Ring, Best In Show, Pig, Casino Royale, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, John Wick, Anchorman, The Social Network, Into The Spider-Verse)
June 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Funny what a reminder that you would never have this job were it not for loyalty to Trump will do for the attitude. Also, which villainess wore it best:
June 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Paul Verhoeven - “I cannot hope to compete with this.”
June 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I don’t say this much, but drag ‘em, Disney Legal Dept!
June 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Heaving my heart into my mouth sounds awesome!
I love your Majesty, AND you should keep adding more tariffs!
April 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Got to stop by CBC Radio's AS IT HAPPENS this week to discuss The Beaverton's 15th anniversary, and our re-launched podcast!

www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
March 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Memo to Canada
March 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Eerie coincidences like this give me… the heebiebeegees
November 19, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Can’t imagine I’ll use this as much as past accounts, but here’s my most popular post from the old country that seems to keep resurfacing.
November 18, 2024 at 2:21 AM