Ian McIntire
@ianmcin.bsky.social
He/they
Seattle area actor/Doctor Who fan/author/general weirdo.
Seattle area actor/Doctor Who fan/author/general weirdo.
Philip J Fry: “He’s made of candy!”
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Philip J Fry: “He’s made of candy!”
That clone ain’t right, I tell you what.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
That clone ain’t right, I tell you what.
When God, time, or whatever Swiss-cheesed his brain, it also filled up the holes with whatever talent he happened to need that week.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
When God, time, or whatever Swiss-cheesed his brain, it also filled up the holes with whatever talent he happened to need that week.
Borderline case, but I’d have to say no.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Borderline case, but I’d have to say no.
I volunteer as tribute!
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I volunteer as tribute!
Tough to go wrong with some Bad Religion.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Tough to go wrong with some Bad Religion.
“Yeah well, I still jerk off manually” the Dude said, sipping his White Russian.
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“Yeah well, I still jerk off manually” the Dude said, sipping his White Russian.
Yeah, a lot of us aren’t holding our breath, Senator.
Remove Schumer from his leadership position.
Remove Schumer from his leadership position.
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yeah, a lot of us aren’t holding our breath, Senator.
Remove Schumer from his leadership position.
Remove Schumer from his leadership position.
Remove Schumer from his leadership position, or it’s all just fucking lip service.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Remove Schumer from his leadership position, or it’s all just fucking lip service.
Losing a fight is one thing - this was abject, spineless surrender.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Losing a fight is one thing - this was abject, spineless surrender.
I propose “Echoers”.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I propose “Echoers”.
Remove Schumer from his leadership position, or it’s all just fucking lip service.
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Remove Schumer from his leadership position, or it’s all just fucking lip service.
Remove Schumer from his leadership position, or it’s all just fucking lip service.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Remove Schumer from his leadership position, or it’s all just fucking lip service.
Remove Schumer from his leadership position or it’s all just fucking lip service.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Remove Schumer from his leadership position or it’s all just fucking lip service.
Special Weapons Dalek
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Special Weapons Dalek
“Your honor, you told me I couldn’t use tear gas. That canister had been used, and therefore contained no gas.”
So, the legal equivalent of “I’m not touching you!”
So, the legal equivalent of “I’m not touching you!”
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“Your honor, you told me I couldn’t use tear gas. That canister had been used, and therefore contained no gas.”
So, the legal equivalent of “I’m not touching you!”
So, the legal equivalent of “I’m not touching you!”
A Quantum of Weasel
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A Quantum of Weasel
“A stadium full of men who all look like my father, chanting ‘Go, Kouma, go!’”
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
“A stadium full of men who all look like my father, chanting ‘Go, Kouma, go!’”
Came here to post a variant of this.
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Came here to post a variant of this.
I thought it was going to be a Cat in the Hat adaptation.
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I thought it was going to be a Cat in the Hat adaptation.