Ian Lord of the Onion Rings
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Just got to this part in the Ken Burns documentary
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Just got to this part in the Ken Burns documentary
The only thing about Wicked! that I’m curious about is if they explain how Glinda gets/turns into the big pink bubble
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The only thing about Wicked! that I’m curious about is if they explain how Glinda gets/turns into the big pink bubble
Wonder how Bill feels about his girl standing (and likely being lifted and tossed around) by the two sparkliest GigaChads in all the land...
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Wonder how Bill feels about his girl standing (and likely being lifted and tossed around) by the two sparkliest GigaChads in all the land...
Johnny Beecher flamed out in Boston so he could Flame on in Calgary
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Johnny Beecher flamed out in Boston so he could Flame on in Calgary
Get into STEM, kids. You'll get paid lots of money and make things that are constantly getting worse for everyone else in the world. Apps, software, etc... only needs to work or make sense about 10 percent of the time and it'll be considered a huge success.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Get into STEM, kids. You'll get paid lots of money and make things that are constantly getting worse for everyone else in the world. Apps, software, etc... only needs to work or make sense about 10 percent of the time and it'll be considered a huge success.
I must once again humbly ask the world's leading climate scientists, do we really need wind, and if not, how can we eliminate it for good?
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I must once again humbly ask the world's leading climate scientists, do we really need wind, and if not, how can we eliminate it for good?
I don't WANT the rich and powerful who @pablo.show is exposing through journalism to actually get revenge on him, but I am chuffed by the idea of bald Steve Balmer leading an army of chronic masturbators toward his Manhattan studio, giving orders like, "GOONERS, ATTACK!!!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I don't WANT the rich and powerful who @pablo.show is exposing through journalism to actually get revenge on him, but I am chuffed by the idea of bald Steve Balmer leading an army of chronic masturbators toward his Manhattan studio, giving orders like, "GOONERS, ATTACK!!!"
Ducks-Avs is just as exciting of a regular season hockey game as it is the absolute worst uniform matchup in the league
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ducks-Avs is just as exciting of a regular season hockey game as it is the absolute worst uniform matchup in the league
That’s a lotta Pasta
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
That’s a lotta Pasta
Engage Bathrobe Protocol
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Engage Bathrobe Protocol
Took maybe, I dunno, 45 seconds to instantly fall in love with Pluribus? The quick cut to all the scientists in the trailer killed me, and just the overall look, design, and feel. Man, you guys were not wrong
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Took maybe, I dunno, 45 seconds to instantly fall in love with Pluribus? The quick cut to all the scientists in the trailer killed me, and just the overall look, design, and feel. Man, you guys were not wrong
Andrew Cuomo has been banished to the Shadow Realm (Cortlandt Manor)
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Andrew Cuomo has been banished to the Shadow Realm (Cortlandt Manor)
Linda Belcher absolutely loves the new mayor
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Linda Belcher absolutely loves the new mayor
Sleepiness gets all the attention when daylight savings ends, but to me, it's the hunger. My tummy is like "feed me!" an hour earlier than it should be grumbly
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Sleepiness gets all the attention when daylight savings ends, but to me, it's the hunger. My tummy is like "feed me!" an hour earlier than it should be grumbly
Shot in the face?
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Shot in the face?
Was hesitant to declare that the Pats had recaptured that old Brady-Belichick magic, but a doinked XP and some horrible clock management by the opponent to seal a fortunate win has really brought this proud franchise back to its championship roots!
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Was hesitant to declare that the Pats had recaptured that old Brady-Belichick magic, but a doinked XP and some horrible clock management by the opponent to seal a fortunate win has really brought this proud franchise back to its championship roots!
It's kind of unbelievable that I didn't becoming a raging bisexual after watching Labyrinth a million times as a kid
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's kind of unbelievable that I didn't becoming a raging bisexual after watching Labyrinth a million times as a kid
I jogged for less than 20 minutes on the treadmill for the first time in a half-decade yesterday and my entire body feels like it's been meat tenderized
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I jogged for less than 20 minutes on the treadmill for the first time in a half-decade yesterday and my entire body feels like it's been meat tenderized
That was a supremely pretty throw
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That was a supremely pretty throw
Exterior design is my passion
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Exterior design is my passion
Who is this mysterious, well-dressed inspector tasked with solving the Louvre heist I keep hearing about?
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Who is this mysterious, well-dressed inspector tasked with solving the Louvre heist I keep hearing about?
The true architects of Chauncey Billups' illegal gambling ring:
October 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The true architects of Chauncey Billups' illegal gambling ring:
This is why the Celtics let both Chauncey Billups and many years later Terry Rozier go. Playing the long game
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This is why the Celtics let both Chauncey Billups and many years later Terry Rozier go. Playing the long game
It is fall of 1999, months away from the turn of the millennium. The biggest on-screen romantic rivalry, vying for the love of a British home-health aide played by Jane Leeves, is between the extremely gay David Hyde Pierce and ... Saul Rubinek?!?!
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It is fall of 1999, months away from the turn of the millennium. The biggest on-screen romantic rivalry, vying for the love of a British home-health aide played by Jane Leeves, is between the extremely gay David Hyde Pierce and ... Saul Rubinek?!?!
“It’s like a big belly and someone’s belly is pushin’ up into the buttons. He’s about at his limit. I happen to know a guy who’s at his limit.” ”
The thing with Ohtani for me is that he has exactly one comp in baseball history, and it's a guy who was regarded as mythical even in his own time. And Ohtani's more talented than *that*
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“It’s like a big belly and someone’s belly is pushin’ up into the buttons. He’s about at his limit. I happen to know a guy who’s at his limit.” ”