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ian lasch
@ianlasch.bsky.social
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autistic episcopal priest | أبو إلياس و أبو عزرا | theology & liturgy nerd | cleveland/osu sports | “the boy who cried serious” | phd student @ aberdeen
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someone posted this literally today:
screenshot of a tweet from josh barro, where he is quote tweeting paul novosad saying that accommodations help a great deal with gpa, with a chart showing the dramatic effect of disability accommodations. barro says in response, "this stuff is such bullshit. if you have a condition that makes it hard for you to complete work in a time limit, that's something your grades should measure, not something they should avoid measuring."
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
ianlasch.bsky.social
an image in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo which reads, "you are yelling at a satire"
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
ianlasch.bsky.social
my sign from today
protest sign reading, "it is not too late to choose love"
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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somehow @lorenlasch.bsky.social managed to buy eye masks that have not one but two different product names that sound like they could have been aliases that shawn gave gus on psych
a black box of eye masks with geometric shapes on it which reads, "blaq™ kakadu plumpers"
October 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
ianlasch.bsky.social
meme of an orc from the lord of the rings movies edited to say, "looks like slop's back on the menu boys!"
September 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ianlasch.bsky.social
politico thinks it is fair game to talk about "the autism problem." absolutely disgusting, dehumanizing framing. they would rather children die than be autistic.
screen cap of a skeet from politico saying, "trump's tylenol diatribe was rooted in frustration. the president wants to solve the autism problem even if it means pregnant women don't treat their pain and delay their kids' vaccinations."
September 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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meme from mean girls edited to read "on Sundays Wednesdays and Fridays we pray the great litany"
September 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
ianlasch.bsky.social
an image in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo which reads, "unsolved scuba disney boat heist"
September 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
ianlasch.bsky.social
my magnet arrived
image of the back of a honda odyssey with a magnet placed right below the 'odyssey' badge which reads "my other car is an iliad"
September 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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i drive a honda odyssey, and i just realized today that it is missing something
a car magnet with greek-looking blue decorative borders which reads, "my other car is an iliad"
August 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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generative ai:
a post saying, "guess what? i invented a new word: plagiarism"
August 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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spoof of a page from an old ibm training manual modified to read, "a computer can never be held accountable... therefore a computer must never make a pastoral decision"
July 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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if you see this post a dc comics cover you love (yes i know it is the tpb shh it is fine)
the cover of dc comics' "blackest night," showing the different lanterns of the emotional spectrum (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet) with their rings glowing
July 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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an image of jacques derrida, a postmodernist philosopher and the father of deconstruction, dressed in a light gray suit and holding a pipe, looking perhaps mildly disapproving or skeptical, with the words "what if you just... derrididn't" overlaid
May 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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my favorite example comes from hamlet, when he greets the company of players and asks polonius to see that they are taken care of, and they have this exchange:
POLONIUS My lord, I will use them according to their desert. HAMLET God’s bodykins, man, much better! Use every man after his desert and who shall ’scape whipping? Use them after your own honor and dignity. The less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty. Take them in.
March 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM