Funeral Balloons
@ianjamesmilheim.bsky.social
My brain is the dumbest stock footage catalogue on earth.
I write books/films for larvae.
He/him/his
Without grout we'd all fall into our kitchens, forever.
I write books/films for larvae.
He/him/his
Without grout we'd all fall into our kitchens, forever.
Pinned
me: mario levels are simple and can't define my versatile eclectic personality
also me:
also me:
Were you there when they yassified my lord?
May 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Were you there when they yassified my lord?
I just submitted "Influenca" to Toronto Independent Film Festival and Montreal Independent Film Festival via FilmFreeway.com!
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March 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I just submitted "Influenca" to Toronto Independent Film Festival and Montreal Independent Film Festival via FilmFreeway.com!
there is no opposition party y'all, sorry if you're only figuring that out now
March 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
there is no opposition party y'all, sorry if you're only figuring that out now
There are several movies about people who aren't astronauts accidentally going to space. As though it's super easy to accidentally go to space.
Space Camp
Galaxy Quest
Armageddon
that rather large baby at the end of 2001 he shouldn't be up there
Space Camp
Galaxy Quest
Armageddon
that rather large baby at the end of 2001 he shouldn't be up there
March 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There are several movies about people who aren't astronauts accidentally going to space. As though it's super easy to accidentally go to space.
Space Camp
Galaxy Quest
Armageddon
that rather large baby at the end of 2001 he shouldn't be up there
Space Camp
Galaxy Quest
Armageddon
that rather large baby at the end of 2001 he shouldn't be up there
I'm co-dependently wealthy
February 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm co-dependently wealthy
what's crazy about American politics right now is, when we think of what a hero would have to do to save us, we all have the exact same thought that we definitely can't say
February 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
what's crazy about American politics right now is, when we think of what a hero would have to do to save us, we all have the exact same thought that we definitely can't say
he was a tater boy it's all he could cater boy he eats the spuds all day and night
February 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
he was a tater boy it's all he could cater boy he eats the spuds all day and night
Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, 2 days later: u know I got that dog in me
February 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, 2 days later: u know I got that dog in me
DayQuil oughta come in 40ouncers
February 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
DayQuil oughta come in 40ouncers
I wish I'd peaked in high school. At least then I'd know I got to peak at some point- Jo Firestone, literally reading my mind
February 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I wish I'd peaked in high school. At least then I'd know I got to peak at some point- Jo Firestone, literally reading my mind
@jjjustine.bsky.social change your name it's confusing to me
February 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
@jjjustine.bsky.social change your name it's confusing to me
Peggy Hill was the first to post feet
February 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Peggy Hill was the first to post feet
checking facebook like "sure hope I haven't been posting through it"
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
checking facebook like "sure hope I haven't been posting through it"
my wife can't do accents unless "offensive" is an accent
February 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
my wife can't do accents unless "offensive" is an accent
I know, in my heart of hearts, I'll never be as committed to anything as Anthony Daniels is to playing C-3PO in every form of media. For every video game & animated show Ewan's a pipe dream, Ford's a hard no, Boyega says fuck off, yet Anthony Daniels waits quietly in the green room for his audition.
February 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I know, in my heart of hearts, I'll never be as committed to anything as Anthony Daniels is to playing C-3PO in every form of media. For every video game & animated show Ewan's a pipe dream, Ford's a hard no, Boyega says fuck off, yet Anthony Daniels waits quietly in the green room for his audition.
yesterday a coworker said "have you guys seen the menu? what a weird movie. couldn't tell if I liked it or it was too slow"
I am incapable of understanding what that means, you don't know if you enjoyed it? too slow? it's not even that weird a movie, it's kinda conventional rug-pull horror I--
I am incapable of understanding what that means, you don't know if you enjoyed it? too slow? it's not even that weird a movie, it's kinda conventional rug-pull horror I--
February 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
yesterday a coworker said "have you guys seen the menu? what a weird movie. couldn't tell if I liked it or it was too slow"
I am incapable of understanding what that means, you don't know if you enjoyed it? too slow? it's not even that weird a movie, it's kinda conventional rug-pull horror I--
I am incapable of understanding what that means, you don't know if you enjoyed it? too slow? it's not even that weird a movie, it's kinda conventional rug-pull horror I--
Sir it says here that at your last job you forced the manager to act like your dog and buried him alive as he spake foul curses of the sea at you?
What would you say was your biggest challenge in that position?
What would you say was your biggest challenge in that position?
February 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Sir it says here that at your last job you forced the manager to act like your dog and buried him alive as he spake foul curses of the sea at you?
What would you say was your biggest challenge in that position?
What would you say was your biggest challenge in that position?
Me after every hangover
February 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Me after every hangover
Just watched face/off and sneezed 19 times in a row because they killed my favorite movie. how dare they blame this on Casper Troy, that's madness. What is he doing.
February 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Just watched face/off and sneezed 19 times in a row because they killed my favorite movie. how dare they blame this on Casper Troy, that's madness. What is he doing.
me: mario levels are simple and can't define my versatile eclectic personality
also me:
also me:
January 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
me: mario levels are simple and can't define my versatile eclectic personality
also me:
also me:
Done got a write up for my (highly) indie 2k budget film! woub.org/2025/01/29/i...
Regionally produced mockumentary features Maria Bamford cameo
New mockumentary "Influenca" (Moonliner Pictures) follows documentarians investigating the disappearance of a social media influencer.
woub.org
January 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Done got a write up for my (highly) indie 2k budget film! woub.org/2025/01/29/i...
worst thing you can leave your kid is a mediocre family business
Listen son, your destiny is to get mad at waitresses not showing up for their poorly-paid shifts for the next 60 years, mumbling "But we're understaffed tonight" until the day you die
You're welcome
Listen son, your destiny is to get mad at waitresses not showing up for their poorly-paid shifts for the next 60 years, mumbling "But we're understaffed tonight" until the day you die
You're welcome
January 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
worst thing you can leave your kid is a mediocre family business
Listen son, your destiny is to get mad at waitresses not showing up for their poorly-paid shifts for the next 60 years, mumbling "But we're understaffed tonight" until the day you die
You're welcome
Listen son, your destiny is to get mad at waitresses not showing up for their poorly-paid shifts for the next 60 years, mumbling "But we're understaffed tonight" until the day you die
You're welcome
"don't lowball me, I know what I have here"
-me, trying to sell my soul to the devil, to which he responds by laughing even louder than before
-me, trying to sell my soul to the devil, to which he responds by laughing even louder than before
January 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"don't lowball me, I know what I have here"
-me, trying to sell my soul to the devil, to which he responds by laughing even louder than before
-me, trying to sell my soul to the devil, to which he responds by laughing even louder than before
skipping my high school reunion as an act of mercy
don't want to impress everyone to death
don't want to impress everyone to death
January 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
skipping my high school reunion as an act of mercy
don't want to impress everyone to death
don't want to impress everyone to death