banner
iangbland.bsky.social
@iangbland.bsky.social
Still looking for my Clippercard.
Not my heat pump experts.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Now that’s a first paragraph.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
What cool definitely doesn’t look like.
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
That cool correspondence in full.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Is this cool?
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Paging the Pulitzer committee.
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Another day in the lingering death of satire.
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
These paragraphs make me feel about 900 years old.
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Who let Nathan Barley loose on pitchfork?
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Zohran Mamdani weighs in on the Kendrick v. Drake beef. Love this. Can we have some politicians who can be this natural as well, please?
October 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
October 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Front page news and questions in the House if this was us.
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Comes to something when your eyes light up at the sight of the words ‘heat pumps’.
October 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Never change Leeds.
October 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Worth checking the grave again in a couple of days, I reckon.
October 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
October 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Glass now not just half full but positively brimming over!
October 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Think Ruben will wrestle him for this particular title.
October 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
*insert image of Potter with, Pinocchio-style, nose extending, and audio of ABBA playing loudly over New York-like traffic*
October 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My capsule review: music for wannabe cosmic, Scouse pot-heads. Avoid.
October 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It’s always the former British Olympic athletics coaches you have to watch.
October 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Genius headline from The Onion.
September 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
LOL
September 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Doubt he’s both.
August 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
‘At your peril’?
August 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM