Ian Evans
@ianebriated.bsky.social
Just a guy who loves his dog, his wife, a nice bottle wine and all things nerdy.
Anyone else think "glockenspiel" sounds like the German word for "elevator pitch"?
"Ve don't have all day, just give us ze glockenspiel".
"Ve don't have all day, just give us ze glockenspiel".
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Anyone else think "glockenspiel" sounds like the German word for "elevator pitch"?
"Ve don't have all day, just give us ze glockenspiel".
"Ve don't have all day, just give us ze glockenspiel".
Y'all ever think about all of the weird crazy shit humans must have tried boiling in water before they got to tea and coffee? All the terrible and probably dangerous trial and error just to make it to these two amazing drinks.
April 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Y'all ever think about all of the weird crazy shit humans must have tried boiling in water before they got to tea and coffee? All the terrible and probably dangerous trial and error just to make it to these two amazing drinks.
Anyone else ever pulled this genius maneuver? You're walking to work, you realize your shoe is untied so you bend over to tie it, forgetting about the cup of coffee in the side pocket of your backpack that spills out all over you... Brilliant
Not the first time I've done this, won't be the last.
Not the first time I've done this, won't be the last.
March 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Anyone else ever pulled this genius maneuver? You're walking to work, you realize your shoe is untied so you bend over to tie it, forgetting about the cup of coffee in the side pocket of your backpack that spills out all over you... Brilliant
Not the first time I've done this, won't be the last.
Not the first time I've done this, won't be the last.
Hitting up Lazy Dog for Tabasco's birthday, because we're crazy people.
March 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hitting up Lazy Dog for Tabasco's birthday, because we're crazy people.
Did Nature Valley change their recipe? I bought some of their granola bars recently and they're only about 20% crumbs, as opposed to the 60% that I'm used to.
It's an improvement but also somehow feels wrong.
It's an improvement but also somehow feels wrong.
March 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Did Nature Valley change their recipe? I bought some of their granola bars recently and they're only about 20% crumbs, as opposed to the 60% that I'm used to.
It's an improvement but also somehow feels wrong.
It's an improvement but also somehow feels wrong.
Sunset on my walk home from work a few weeks ago
March 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Sunset on my walk home from work a few weeks ago
NPR talking about all these artists releasing albums with no words or music in protest of AI.
Meanwhile Pootie Tang dropped his hit " " back in 2001.
Meanwhile Pootie Tang dropped his hit " " back in 2001.
February 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
NPR talking about all these artists releasing albums with no words or music in protest of AI.
Meanwhile Pootie Tang dropped his hit " " back in 2001.
Meanwhile Pootie Tang dropped his hit " " back in 2001.
Snow day in Virginia!
January 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Snow day in Virginia!
I feel like I say this every time we do this, but is it me or does wheeling the body of a dead president around the country for like a week feel less "honoring" and more "Weekend At Bernie's"?
January 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I feel like I say this every time we do this, but is it me or does wheeling the body of a dead president around the country for like a week feel less "honoring" and more "Weekend At Bernie's"?
Getting back from Christmas vacation and condo living keeps destroying my faith in humanity...
December 28, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Getting back from Christmas vacation and condo living keeps destroying my faith in humanity...
My wife was wondering if The Trans-Siberian Orchestra is on the same cryo-sleep pattern as Mariah Carey. You know, placed in hibernation/banished to the phantom zone from January till November, or when someone says their name five time into a mirror.
December 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM
My wife was wondering if The Trans-Siberian Orchestra is on the same cryo-sleep pattern as Mariah Carey. You know, placed in hibernation/banished to the phantom zone from January till November, or when someone says their name five time into a mirror.
Anyone else hate this time of year, where you order something from a website and it starts to follow you around everywhere.
You already got my money what more do you want from me?!
You already got my money what more do you want from me?!
December 5, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Anyone else hate this time of year, where you order something from a website and it starts to follow you around everywhere.
You already got my money what more do you want from me?!
You already got my money what more do you want from me?!
Happy Turkey day everyone! Hope you had safe travels.
November 28, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Happy Turkey day everyone! Hope you had safe travels.
My handsome and dapper boy ready to host our soup competition this weekend. #CavalierKingCharlesSpaniel
November 25, 2024 at 12:25 PM
My handsome and dapper boy ready to host our soup competition this weekend. #CavalierKingCharlesSpaniel
Y'all talk about Christmas encroaching, but I've seen "Black Friday sales" for the last three weeks.
Really destroying the magic of trampling people for a Tickle Me Elmo that one special day a year.
Really destroying the magic of trampling people for a Tickle Me Elmo that one special day a year.
November 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Y'all talk about Christmas encroaching, but I've seen "Black Friday sales" for the last three weeks.
Really destroying the magic of trampling people for a Tickle Me Elmo that one special day a year.
Really destroying the magic of trampling people for a Tickle Me Elmo that one special day a year.
I love this little guy
November 19, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I love this little guy
Are the ladies of salt-n-Pepa considered Spice Girls?
November 19, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Are the ladies of salt-n-Pepa considered Spice Girls?