Ian Dawkins
iandawkins.bsky.social
Ian Dawkins
@iandawkins.bsky.social
Giving myself anxiety doing logistics for the (legal) weed you smoke to cure your anxiety

Founder, Althing Consulting
New owners had to buy the bad juju, that's why the negotiations took so long
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
c'mon Dave you're a Giants fan, you know the RGIII Curse has to work itself to completion
December 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Before I became a father a friend of mine told me, "prepare to become extremely practiced at putting yourself last".

Oooooooof. 🎯
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
And what happens when the Venezuelan government wants to prosecute him for murder? Gonna get one of them magic international parsons?
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
-Trim the leaves back a bit; not too much, you still want it to get sunlight on green leaves, you just want the energy going to fruiting rather than expanding its footprint

-Cull the fruit that first buds by at least 1/2, biased against the lower fruit, fruit on smaller branches, or weird/ugly
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
He ran a regression analysis, by which I mean he analyzed how his employment prospects were regressing
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Everything can be analytics; in this case we can add this as a data point in a spreadsheet labeled Coaches Who Have Bad Brain.
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Oh you're one of those.

Here, read this. Maybe you will have a moment of self awareness.

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This captures well the uncomfortable, slightly disorienting feeling that wank creates when you're subjected to it, wherein you're expected to speak about and think about the statement as though it say...
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November 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I have a degree in political economy, but I don't require one to know that while insulting strangers you know nothing about on the Internet may make you feel good, it is not the way you get people to vote the way you want them to.
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
No, I'm saying that affordability is a universal thing, while 'kitchen table issues' is usually code for a specific, middle class oriented approach (the Baileys?) that is more about shoring up the status quo than tackling structural problems we face.

You have to own a kitchen table for starters!
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I think the distinction is that "kitchen table issues" is code for extremely specific, limited, neoliberalesque initiatives- my go to example is Kamala Harris's student loan forgiveness for Pell Grant recipients who opened a business for three years on a specific Tuesday in March or whatever
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Venezuelan Simo Hayha is gonna have a ton of fancam tributes on Rednote, I can see it already

"Simón Juarez kill #99 crew toot toot"
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Platoon never left London
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM