Ice Ice Davey, but Christmassy 🆔
iandavey.net
Ice Ice Davey, but Christmassy 🆔
@iandavey.net
Software engineer. Center-left and indignant. Sycophant to a greyhound. Charlottesville. He/him.
I ran out of credits and switched over to ChatGPT, which needed some more coaching to get what I was going for.
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Okay that was friggin amazing
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
New Dick pic just dropped.
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I want someone to dress up as Beastie. Trigger the christofash.
October 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Geezus. And then add NYT, WSJ, maybe The Economist, etc. Oof.
August 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Wow, you were productive! I had boys looking at sharks.
August 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’m going to hell for this
July 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Well well well, y’all gayed up Pantops again, well done.
July 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
MAAAAHHHHM!!!!!! My grapes are supposed to be on a PLATE, not a bowl!
June 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
MAAAAHHHHHM!!! I wanted my peanut butter and jelly cut into a DIAMOND!
June 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
MAAAAHHHHHM!!!!! I wanted a RED pahpsicle!
June 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
OMG! Someone vandalized my driveway with green paint! @cvillecityhall.bsky.social better arrest the evil criminal mastermind who did this!!! 🙄
June 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There. That’ll own the cons. #Hue #Pride #Ally
June 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
No, it was clearly a smear in deep-blue Charlottesville. Wrong phone and email too. It’s down now though.
April 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Think Different.
March 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Bezos, you are such a self-degrading little tool.
March 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I mean this sums me up when he took over Twitter
January 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Unfortunately @konklone.com’s classic doesn’t dissuade my 8-month-old.
December 18, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I raise you one Kirkland Signature giant bag and a Mr. Coffee that’s old enough to drive. It has a timer! 🙃
December 7, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Buh-bye, FLOTUS.
November 16, 2024 at 4:08 AM