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Relegate the Raiders
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
How dare you say the Raiders are "in the hunt." LOL
We hunting for the grave.
🏈 AFC Playoff Standings after NFL Week 11

Division Leaders
1. Broncos
2. Patriots
3. Colts
4. Steelers

Wild Card Teams
5. Bills
6. Chargers
7. Jaguars

In The Hunt
8. Texans
9. Chiefs
10. Ravens
11. Dolphins
12. Bengals
13. Raiders
14. Jets
15. Browns
16. Titans
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I adore you I adore you I adore you still
#destiny2 #destiny2art #aotw
October 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When I pass, remember me as the patron saint of the weekend.

When you’re enjoying that well-deserved drink on the weekend, know I'm pouring a little extra into it.
March 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My people out in Flint still bathin’ in the slaughter

ICE out here rippin’ families apart at the border

Satan struck Palestine with yet another mortar
March 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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This moment
February 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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“You can rig the game but you can’t rig influence.” - Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Tom Brady: Say No to Hate

Snoop: Say No to Hate

Kendrick:
February 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
R as in “Are we having tacos tonight?”
January 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’ve officially celebrated my birth month.
I’m good for another 11 months.
January 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I turned 36 the other day.

So when do I figure out what I want to be when I grow up?
January 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I know I didn’t get a good night’s rest because my watch hasn’t finished charging.
January 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
- pineapple rum
- lime juice
- st. elizabeth allspice dram
- black peppercorn tincture
January 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
January 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Naturally, the best Cubano sandwich I’ve tried yet was in Miami.
January 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Inspiring words on innovation from the inventor of Stories, Reels, and Threads.
January 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Saw this on YouTube.com/@minakimes and it made me smile so I’m posting here

Football is for EVERYONE
December 14, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I’ve always wanted a #89 jersey.

Drafting Bowers is the best thing to come out of this season.

Now, I just need to buy the jersey.
January 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My last-minute recommendations for 2024:

Fallout
The Penguin
His Three Daughters
Lousy Carter
It’s What’s Inside
Hannah Einbinder: Everything Must Go
December 26, 2024 at 3:43 PM
People like you and me, darling, we don’t get to ride off into the sunset.
But we get to stay around and watch the stars come out.
And that’s not nothing, I suppose.
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Waxahatchee: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2024 at 11:49 PM
There’s a funny bug with iOS 18.1.1 where the profile pics from Slack notifications are displaying profile pics from Lapse.

It cracks me up all the time.
December 6, 2024 at 6:05 PM