Ian Bruce 伊恩·布鲁斯
@ianabruce.bsky.social
International award-winning inventor and designer. @TEDTalks alumnus. Private pilot. Enjoys sailing, biking, horse riding, motorcycles, and classic sports cars.
Just another pair of geniuses shopping at "Putin's House O' Bargains" on a Black Friday weekend...
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just another pair of geniuses shopping at "Putin's House O' Bargains" on a Black Friday weekend...
Must be his magnetic personality...
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Must be his magnetic personality...
Just a thought...
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just a thought...
"What a lightweight..."
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"What a lightweight..."
The call's coming from inside the house...
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The call's coming from inside the house...
I'll bet the acoustics were impressive.
November 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'll bet the acoustics were impressive.
I hope they were wearing their thermal ponchos. The new drawstring ties makes messy cleanups a snap!
November 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I hope they were wearing their thermal ponchos. The new drawstring ties makes messy cleanups a snap!
AVAILABLE FOR RENT: Single bedroom with in-room toilet. Features new skylight and freshly painted walls.
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
AVAILABLE FOR RENT: Single bedroom with in-room toilet. Features new skylight and freshly painted walls.
"Lemme put you on hold... I have to take this."
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"Lemme put you on hold... I have to take this."
Maybe Russia should just issue the onions as a signing bonus. It'd save a lot of time.
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Maybe Russia should just issue the onions as a signing bonus. It'd save a lot of time.
Vatnik #1: "Hoo, boy... Better calling AAA."
Vatnik #2: "Russia is having AAA?!"
Vatnik #1: "Da! 'Armed Alcoholic Assholes'."
Vatnik #3: "Ah! That explain why my phone is ringing..."
Vatnik #2: "Russia is having AAA?!"
Vatnik #1: "Da! 'Armed Alcoholic Assholes'."
Vatnik #3: "Ah! That explain why my phone is ringing..."
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Vatnik #1: "Hoo, boy... Better calling AAA."
Vatnik #2: "Russia is having AAA?!"
Vatnik #1: "Da! 'Armed Alcoholic Assholes'."
Vatnik #3: "Ah! That explain why my phone is ringing..."
Vatnik #2: "Russia is having AAA?!"
Vatnik #1: "Da! 'Armed Alcoholic Assholes'."
Vatnik #3: "Ah! That explain why my phone is ringing..."
"BORIS! No petrol in tank, and you STILL are flooding engine?! No potato for YOU!"
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"BORIS! No petrol in tank, and you STILL are flooding engine?! No potato for YOU!"
Where there's one, there's a hundred. "Send in the next vehicle!"
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Where there's one, there's a hundred. "Send in the next vehicle!"
WOW! Heat insulating AND leak-proof! What'll the Russians think of next?
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
WOW! Heat insulating AND leak-proof! What'll the Russians think of next?
Bad news: Due to severe shortages and high prices, the usual 10kg sacks of complimentary Russian family bereavement onions will now be replace by a single, snack-size bag of Funyuns®.
Good news: You get your choice of Original™ or Flamin' Hot™ (while supplies last).
Good news: You get your choice of Original™ or Flamin' Hot™ (while supplies last).
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Bad news: Due to severe shortages and high prices, the usual 10kg sacks of complimentary Russian family bereavement onions will now be replace by a single, snack-size bag of Funyuns®.
Good news: You get your choice of Original™ or Flamin' Hot™ (while supplies last).
Good news: You get your choice of Original™ or Flamin' Hot™ (while supplies last).
I'm guessing the factory wired them up backwards... Hope he kept his receipts.
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm guessing the factory wired them up backwards... Hope he kept his receipts.
Awfully nice of the Ukrainians to give them a choice.
October 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Awfully nice of the Ukrainians to give them a choice.
Wow... and in the most insulting manner possible.
"Seriously... New Jersey?!"
"Seriously... New Jersey?!"
October 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Wow... and in the most insulting manner possible.
"Seriously... New Jersey?!"
"Seriously... New Jersey?!"
I think we need some new categories for improvised Russian infantry vehicles — including Walmart shopping scooters, Hello Kitty® skateboards, crutches, pogo sticks, walkers, and whatever the hell THIS is...
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I think we need some new categories for improvised Russian infantry vehicles — including Walmart shopping scooters, Hello Kitty® skateboards, crutches, pogo sticks, walkers, and whatever the hell THIS is...
"They were hospitalized with injuries of varying severity."
Yes — I imagine the "severity" would depend on who they decided was responsible for losing another $100 million dollar aircraft...
Yes — I imagine the "severity" would depend on who they decided was responsible for losing another $100 million dollar aircraft...
October 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"They were hospitalized with injuries of varying severity."
Yes — I imagine the "severity" would depend on who they decided was responsible for losing another $100 million dollar aircraft...
Yes — I imagine the "severity" would depend on who they decided was responsible for losing another $100 million dollar aircraft...
Who knew Sears was still in business?
October 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Who knew Sears was still in business?
At this point, Russia needs to issue these walking clay pigeons some "Looney Tunes" type signs to hold before just being clobbered. Recommendations:
• "Yipe!"
• "Ouch!"
• "I don't get paid enough for this."
• "Is there a doctor in the house?", and the classic
• "Stop in the name of humanity!"
• "Yipe!"
• "Ouch!"
• "I don't get paid enough for this."
• "Is there a doctor in the house?", and the classic
• "Stop in the name of humanity!"
October 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
At this point, Russia needs to issue these walking clay pigeons some "Looney Tunes" type signs to hold before just being clobbered. Recommendations:
• "Yipe!"
• "Ouch!"
• "I don't get paid enough for this."
• "Is there a doctor in the house?", and the classic
• "Stop in the name of humanity!"
• "Yipe!"
• "Ouch!"
• "I don't get paid enough for this."
• "Is there a doctor in the house?", and the classic
• "Stop in the name of humanity!"
A slightly satirical colloquialism is not an insult — I only use it to get the attention of people who may be at-risk of swallowing Kremlin disinformation without applying the least bit of critical-thinking skills before reacting to it as fact. Be an antibody, not a host. Have a great day.
October 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
A slightly satirical colloquialism is not an insult — I only use it to get the attention of people who may be at-risk of swallowing Kremlin disinformation without applying the least bit of critical-thinking skills before reacting to it as fact. Be an antibody, not a host. Have a great day.