Smart Pants
@iamxram.bsky.social
Me, an anarchist aborisha teacher nigga with a rocket launcher on the #NeurodiverseSquad
(they/them y elle)
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I drink for the nicotine
September 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I drink for the nicotine
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My brain has been having some interesting thoughts lately...
"I hope my kids are happy to hold my hand"
"I want that at my wedding"
Who is on the mic?!? I am child-free with no intention of marrying 😂
"I hope my kids are happy to hold my hand"
"I want that at my wedding"
Who is on the mic?!? I am child-free with no intention of marrying 😂
August 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My brain has been having some interesting thoughts lately...
"I hope my kids are happy to hold my hand"
"I want that at my wedding"
Who is on the mic?!? I am child-free with no intention of marrying 😂
"I hope my kids are happy to hold my hand"
"I want that at my wedding"
Who is on the mic?!? I am child-free with no intention of marrying 😂
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"folks are undone, unhinged, and unwell"
- my therapist 😭😭😭
- my therapist 😭😭😭
February 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"folks are undone, unhinged, and unwell"
- my therapist 😭😭😭
- my therapist 😭😭😭
Who the fuck starts a conversation like this??
July 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Who the fuck starts a conversation like this??
I teach math to students who are advanced in math AND teach the other teachers how to teach better
5. What is the nerdiest thing you do?
July 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I teach math to students who are advanced in math AND teach the other teachers how to teach better
Lychee jelly cups! I eat upwards of 10 a day sometimes 💀💀💀
4. What food are you powerless to resist?
July 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Lychee jelly cups! I eat upwards of 10 a day sometimes 💀💀💀
I missed my mom
3. Being 100% honest, what's the last thing that made you cry?
July 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I missed my mom
Body won't tell you if you're hungry, sleepy, or thirsty. You'll just feel Generally Bad until you fix it.
Gotta eat the same things most of the time 🤷🏾♂️
Gotta sleep for like 10 hours
Left ring finger tingles sometimes because of an old injury.
Body has Raynaud's. Enjoy ☺️
Gotta eat the same things most of the time 🤷🏾♂️
Gotta sleep for like 10 hours
Left ring finger tingles sometimes because of an old injury.
Body has Raynaud's. Enjoy ☺️
1. If someone had to live in your body for a full week, what are some of the little things you would have to warn them about?
July 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Body won't tell you if you're hungry, sleepy, or thirsty. You'll just feel Generally Bad until you fix it.
Gotta eat the same things most of the time 🤷🏾♂️
Gotta sleep for like 10 hours
Left ring finger tingles sometimes because of an old injury.
Body has Raynaud's. Enjoy ☺️
Gotta eat the same things most of the time 🤷🏾♂️
Gotta sleep for like 10 hours
Left ring finger tingles sometimes because of an old injury.
Body has Raynaud's. Enjoy ☺️
Yes because I would always be getting the right amount of physical touch and touchiness is next to godliness for me 😂 plus I'm funny
2a. Would you date yourself?
2b. Why or why not?
2b. Why or why not?
July 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Yes because I would always be getting the right amount of physical touch and touchiness is next to godliness for me 😂 plus I'm funny
Probably 25 when I realized I was autistic. My brain was like FUCK THIS MASKING SHIT and I feel like a noticeably different person
16. At what age, did you see the most significant change in your personality?
July 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Probably 25 when I realized I was autistic. My brain was like FUCK THIS MASKING SHIT and I feel like a noticeably different person
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HEY!
This question is weird 🫶🏽
This question is weird 🫶🏽
If you’re 25-and older:
At the current stage of your life could you be romantically or sexually involved with someone 18-21?
At the current stage of your life could you be romantically or sexually involved with someone 18-21?
July 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
HEY!
This question is weird 🫶🏽
This question is weird 🫶🏽
Oooo wee was I overstimulated! I can always tell after I turn the lights off and my brain feels lighter
July 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oooo wee was I overstimulated! I can always tell after I turn the lights off and my brain feels lighter
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IM JUST TRYNA SPEND TIME WIT YOU AAAGGGGHGHGHGH
May 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
IM JUST TRYNA SPEND TIME WIT YOU AAAGGGGHGHGHGH
Ayo I just played tag with the kids in my neighborhood!! I'm beat!!!! 😭😭😭
June 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ayo I just played tag with the kids in my neighborhood!! I'm beat!!!! 😭😭😭
I laid outside reading until it started raining ☺️
June 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I laid outside reading until it started raining ☺️
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Take the Olympics from the U.S.
The US has denied the visas of all 12 members of the Senegalese women’s basketball team who were scheduled to travel to the country as part of their preparation for the Afrobasket tournament that begins in August. Afrobasket is also the African qualifiers for the Olympics.
#wnba
#wnba
June 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Take the Olympics from the U.S.
D and H 😋
June 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
D and H 😋
All the dolls in my life are terrible texters 😭😭😭 why are y'all like this?!?!?
June 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
All the dolls in my life are terrible texters 😭😭😭 why are y'all like this?!?!?
I'm pleased to say that I might have just recently gotten to a place where I will say "I need help"
Listen as an eldest daughter and hyper independent person…
BABY ME!
If it’s one less thing on my plate or something that makes my life easier- do that shit.
Cause I’m not going to ask.
I’m not going to say “I need help.”
BABY ME!
If it’s one less thing on my plate or something that makes my life easier- do that shit.
Cause I’m not going to ask.
I’m not going to say “I need help.”
May 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm pleased to say that I might have just recently gotten to a place where I will say "I need help"
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Listen as an eldest daughter and hyper independent person…
BABY ME!
If it’s one less thing on my plate or something that makes my life easier- do that shit.
Cause I’m not going to ask.
I’m not going to say “I need help.”
BABY ME!
If it’s one less thing on my plate or something that makes my life easier- do that shit.
Cause I’m not going to ask.
I’m not going to say “I need help.”
January 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Listen as an eldest daughter and hyper independent person…
BABY ME!
If it’s one less thing on my plate or something that makes my life easier- do that shit.
Cause I’m not going to ask.
I’m not going to say “I need help.”
BABY ME!
If it’s one less thing on my plate or something that makes my life easier- do that shit.
Cause I’m not going to ask.
I’m not going to say “I need help.”