Today's special is a deep-grogginess drizzled with runny nose and a hint of tickle in the back of throat; served with a choice of fever or chills on the side, and paired with a slept wrong back ache. Enjoy.

So what you're saying is... Birds have British accents, right?

I will still technically have an account, mainly for family in other states that do not understand, or care to make a change themselves - but it'll be like going to my old MySpace; just a shell of what it once was.

But, FB... 20 years - April 2005 to now. My whole 20s & 30s, documented like a journal. And to see how it has sunk its teeth into so many other places for me in that time. Other accounts & services tied to it. This is going to be a tedious process to clear out, but it is work I need to do.

Had IG since '11 and it's been a nuisance to me for a few years because of all the ads, suggestions, bots, etc. consuming more of my feed than the people I followed. Easy to move on.