During Christmas week, it's a given.

Get ready for a heart-warming story about Santa!

This is Triscuit erasure.

Current events: not even once.

I could have sworn it was going to be The Abyss.

I hate how true this is.

I, personally, do it for mental illness reasons.

Though, to be fair, even when they were still working, they ran their own business. So they haven't had to deal with the concept of answering to a boss for over 50 years. I assure you, though, my boss very much is still keen on the concept.

And I saw a bright red Hijet on the road right after this. Blessed.

This with a good stew would blow the top of my head clean off.

Least comprehensible Lynch yet, and that's saying something.

I have many tips about switching to Apple music, if you need them.