We’re sharing a teacher’s wishlist every week leading up to back to school - here’s the list from this week’s teacher, Amber, who is a preschool teacher in a title one district serving kids from local homeless shelters. If you’re able, please help us clear her list!

That is SO random 😂 (also imho you rock the bald look 🥂)

From the family chat :

My parents thought turning up an hour early to see Bernie and AOC in Denver yesterday would be enough time for them to get decent spots near the stage. They thought wrong 🙌🙌

Just learning you can find out how your uber drivers have rated you- account> settings > privacy > Would you like to see a summary of how you use Uber? (Click See Summary) > View My Ratings

Happy holidays to those who celebrate 💕 #iykyk

I remembered Devon Sawa being a HUGE part of the movie Casper, as present as Christina Ricci. I rewatched recently and turns out he only says eleven words in the entire movie: “told you I was a good dancer. Can I keep you?” 🤯

It 1/16 and there is a tree in my living room. There is nothing inherently Christmas about an ornamentless tree in the house. I have other plants in the house that I don’t shame myself for not throwing away by a certain date, why should my January tree be any different? Shantay you *stay* 💕

My tree has both handmade ornaments passed down from my great grandmother *and* one of Teresa Giudice flipping a table. It’s called balance. Look it up 💅

Ahh yes, Rainbow Fish, the childhood classic that tells us we must dull our sparkles in order to be liked by jealous bullies 💕

In 2020 I shared a reel of Kermit dancing to Fleetwood Mac that went viral on FB and brought in like 200k followers, many of whom were boomers expecting us to only post videos of Kermit dancing to Fleetwood Mac. This resulted in my favorite ever review of 30AF 💕 hope Debbie and Susan are well

This just popped up as a story memory from a DM exchange I had four years ago after posting about the Rosebud!;!;!;!;! cheat code in The Sims … still remains one of my all time favorite Insta interactions 🙌🙌

I miss her

*Valerie Cherish voice* Well, I did it. The verdict is… just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Large chunks of Cheeto do not belong in ice cream. It is not a flavor nor is it a texture that enhances the experience. Love that there happened to be a stuffed tiger in the tree right outside? 😂

I get that this isn’t exactly authentic Korean food but… I try this. Right?

My resume may say “proficient in Microsoft Office” but the truth is, without a little paper clip mansplaining everything to me every step of the way, that proficiency does not ✨exist✨

Wordle Bot’s attitude is SO unnecessary. I “lucked out”?? It wasn’t your “favorite”?? What are we even doing here. Luck had nothing to do with this. My second guess was a good guess. A REAL good guess. Someone is smelling a little stank ass and that someone is YOU, wordle bot.

Debbie does NOT recommend @iamthirtyaf … *but* we did make Susan appreciate her daughter, which is nice ❤️ #bringingfamiliestogethersince2018 #bless