Nina Conti tonight, which will be a nice late birthday present. Good to be out and about, always forget how crowded shaftesbury Ave gets of an evening, always feels a bit mad

Found a great street toy today, mini table football. 4yo loves it but teaching him to play is driving me to drink - not helped by the 1yo insistence on picking up the ball anytime it's within reach. Good fun

Not really good enough this, is it lads? #saintsfc

Friday night, bit of pub with the lads time. Everyone else is demob happy to be finished work for the weekend, whilst I use it for steeling myself for double rations of childcare at the weekend. Usually easier with a slight hangover anyway, silver linings and all that 😀

You know they call me little cheeky, cause I cheeky a little #flc

#saintsfc back on today, and you'd be brave to bet on a result against Liverpool. Still, hope springs eternal and stranger things have happened - 4yo son confidently predicts a 100-0 saints victory, but admits there's a chance Liverpool could score a few less than that. Fingers crossed...

Come on Taylor!

Let's be honest - ankylosaurus is objectively the best #dinosaur. By quite some way

Up to 14 followers on day 2, a more than 300%increase per day. If I can keep this growth rate up, should be an influencer by Christmas, exciting times. I won't forget you all when I hit the big time though, don't worry 😉

3 followers in the 1st day, exciting stuff. More of a lurker than a poster usually, but if I am posting it's likely to be about #cricket or the joys of being a stay at home Dad. And being enraged by #saintsfc. I do that alot...

Hello Blue-sky! Hopefully less of a swamp than Twitter has become...