Brian Kimmel
@iamthekimmel.bsky.social
I really am The Kimmel. I just don’t know how to add a photo.
Is it me or is Kleenex Tissue Box Art getting weirder?
October 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is it me or is Kleenex Tissue Box Art getting weirder?
On the left is the one I’m allowed to eat. On the right is the one I’m not allowed to eat. There is no way either is making it to Halloween.
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
On the left is the one I’m allowed to eat. On the right is the one I’m not allowed to eat. There is no way either is making it to Halloween.
No administration has ever gloated or bragged about achievements like this one. When someone has to tell you what a great job they did, you have to wonder if it’s even true. What don’t we know?
October 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
No administration has ever gloated or bragged about achievements like this one. When someone has to tell you what a great job they did, you have to wonder if it’s even true. What don’t we know?
It’s no embellishment to say our democracy is over. Paperwork in this case was shared - it clearly shows that she didn’t commit mortgage fraud. We know have a a weaponized DOJ that does the President’s bidding to further his revenge tour instead of seeking Justice. Dark day.
October 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s no embellishment to say our democracy is over. Paperwork in this case was shared - it clearly shows that she didn’t commit mortgage fraud. We know have a a weaponized DOJ that does the President’s bidding to further his revenge tour instead of seeking Justice. Dark day.
Don’t tell me what to do!
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Don’t tell me what to do!
Me, earlier tonight.
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Me, earlier tonight.
This is what real so-called “Lawfare” actually looks like. Seasoned prosecutors refused to take part in Trump’s revenge scheme against his political enemies so he put in someone with no experience at all willing to do his bidding. This is only the beginning.
September 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is what real so-called “Lawfare” actually looks like. Seasoned prosecutors refused to take part in Trump’s revenge scheme against his political enemies so he put in someone with no experience at all willing to do his bidding. This is only the beginning.
THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
September 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
I guess you could say they’re milking it…
August 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I guess you could say they’re milking it…
Irony so thick you can cut it with a knife. The guy who was convicted of 34 counts of fraud specifically related to accounting is claiming someone else incorrectly stated expenditures in the books he didn’t see?
July 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Irony so thick you can cut it with a knife. The guy who was convicted of 34 counts of fraud specifically related to accounting is claiming someone else incorrectly stated expenditures in the books he didn’t see?
Oops. Gladys left the light on again.
July 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Oops. Gladys left the light on again.
Jeez, can’t a CEO and the Head of HR go on a team building exercise?
July 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Jeez, can’t a CEO and the Head of HR go on a team building exercise?
These might be the most beautiful Chicken Cutlets I ever made.
July 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
These might be the most beautiful Chicken Cutlets I ever made.
Breakfast is a selfish bastard.
June 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Breakfast is a selfish bastard.
SPOILER ALERT: For the 12th straight year, I don’t think I’m getting the Bar Tool Set I asked for as a Father’s Day Gift.
June 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
SPOILER ALERT: For the 12th straight year, I don’t think I’m getting the Bar Tool Set I asked for as a Father’s Day Gift.
Watching the Trump-Elon Press Conference. Why does it look like Elon has a black eye? And umm, why is he wearing a t-shirt that says “The Dogefather?”
May 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Watching the Trump-Elon Press Conference. Why does it look like Elon has a black eye? And umm, why is he wearing a t-shirt that says “The Dogefather?”
My Facebook Post from one year ago today. Back when I was very clever…
May 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My Facebook Post from one year ago today. Back when I was very clever…
This was my train car on the subway this morning. A woman got on and sat right next to me.
May 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This was my train car on the subway this morning. A woman got on and sat right next to me.
I honestly thought today was the one day he could rise to the occasion and show the smallest modicum of class.
May 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I honestly thought today was the one day he could rise to the occasion and show the smallest modicum of class.
Do you think they take down the sign when there’s a longer wait?
May 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Do you think they take down the sign when there’s a longer wait?
When the shock wears off, what it’s really about becomes clear. While the President and VP tag team attack our ally, JD Vance makes a comment about Zelenskyy campaigning with Trump’s opponent. This isn’t America First - it’s all because he’s a fragile little man with a big ego.
March 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
When the shock wears off, what it’s really about becomes clear. While the President and VP tag team attack our ally, JD Vance makes a comment about Zelenskyy campaigning with Trump’s opponent. This isn’t America First - it’s all because he’s a fragile little man with a big ego.
The new Cortado at Starbucks. I thought I was ordering a regular-sized (Grande) cappuccino style drink. Not this adorable little thing. But 3 shots of espresso - more than a latte. Possibly the most efficient way to get caffeine into your body aside from an IV.
February 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The new Cortado at Starbucks. I thought I was ordering a regular-sized (Grande) cappuccino style drink. Not this adorable little thing. But 3 shots of espresso - more than a latte. Possibly the most efficient way to get caffeine into your body aside from an IV.