But…then I think…when I’m try’n’a get fisted, I’m not usually wearing a T-shirt; usually I’m just wearing a red jockstrap, socks, and boots… 🤔

Love these!

🤤

Btw, don’t worry that I’m wearing shorts or it cuts off before it gets to “the good parts” in the photos on the right; the A.I. is REALLY REALLY BAD at drawing dicks, apparently. And that’s all there was to the pic on the left. I didn’t include “the good parts” in the shot.

Has ANYBODY tried chatting with “me?”

I see you’re running your own BSky server. How difficult was it for you to set up? Worth it?

Btw, I’m not liking that I can’t bold/italicize shit on this new platform. And that it’s not compatible with any reasonably-priced social media aggregation software/app. Hoootsuite wants fucking $149/MONTH! I said “🖕🏻” to that!

Bonus: David #6: The Lifelong Learner - Pictured here on graduation day—just two days after defending his dissertation and dressed In full wizard attire—being "hooded" and receiving his PhD (which happens to have been only his fourth academic credential of MANY MORE to come)

David #5: The Classically-Trained Chef - pictured here on his first day in culinary school when he was assigned as a “student apprentice” to a professional chef in a Top Chef-style cooking competition!

David #4: The 18-years-and-counting college professor — pictured here holding class via satellite from an Atlantis cruise in the middle of the Mediterranean m—because learning doesn’t have to stop just because the professor is on vacation!

David #3: the EMT who, during an 18-hour shift for his internship, helped save the lives of five people — pictured here with his partner after we’d just passed our practical exam and officially became EMTs!

David #2: The world-Traveller and adventure-seeker (aka my SFW version of “slut”)

David #1: the computer scientist & tech geek - picture here alone in his office during COVID because he just HAD to get out of the house!

THANK YOU!!! 😘😘😘😘😘