Firebolt, Attorney at Claw
@iamthatdork.bsky.social
Attorney. Pragmatic idealist. MN bound, CO now
I have a friend with EDS who has wireless TENS pads (idk if it's specifically Chirp's) and loves that he can go about his life while using them.
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I have a friend with EDS who has wireless TENS pads (idk if it's specifically Chirp's) and loves that he can go about his life while using them.
This is my issue with anymore books or art
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is my issue with anymore books or art
In dealing with bad but infrequent hip pain, my partner found a PT who, amongst other things that worked wonders, recommended dry needling.
Worked a fucking miracle so she could get that hip stronger and not need the PT anymore.
Worked a fucking miracle so she could get that hip stronger and not need the PT anymore.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
In dealing with bad but infrequent hip pain, my partner found a PT who, amongst other things that worked wonders, recommended dry needling.
Worked a fucking miracle so she could get that hip stronger and not need the PT anymore.
Worked a fucking miracle so she could get that hip stronger and not need the PT anymore.
I both want and can't handle this feed
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I both want and can't handle this feed
Leaving room for sentences all based off the same base word!
General generalizes generals, generally
General generalizes generals, generally
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Leaving room for sentences all based off the same base word!
General generalizes generals, generally
General generalizes generals, generally
90% of the time if I'm looking at my phone in a line I'm reading a book.
Hell, I used to walk around downtown MPLS reading a book on my breaks.
I need to audiobook more.
Hell, I used to walk around downtown MPLS reading a book on my breaks.
I need to audiobook more.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
90% of the time if I'm looking at my phone in a line I'm reading a book.
Hell, I used to walk around downtown MPLS reading a book on my breaks.
I need to audiobook more.
Hell, I used to walk around downtown MPLS reading a book on my breaks.
I need to audiobook more.
This whole thing is basically ragging in everyone who is an elder millennial or older.
Like...damn straight I have absolutely read a book in line and at a coffee shop. A good book you read whenever the fuck you have two seconds.
Like...damn straight I have absolutely read a book in line and at a coffee shop. A good book you read whenever the fuck you have two seconds.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This whole thing is basically ragging in everyone who is an elder millennial or older.
Like...damn straight I have absolutely read a book in line and at a coffee shop. A good book you read whenever the fuck you have two seconds.
Like...damn straight I have absolutely read a book in line and at a coffee shop. A good book you read whenever the fuck you have two seconds.
Are the yachts made of tulips or the tulips shaped like yachts? Or are the yachts shapes into tulips?
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Are the yachts made of tulips or the tulips shaped like yachts? Or are the yachts shapes into tulips?
Also, I'm not a professional hater. My hate is a finite resource on any given day with an ADHD attention span.
So I try. But then Thomas or Alito remind me of their existence and the Roberts hate is shifted until I remember his existence again.
So I try. But then Thomas or Alito remind me of their existence and the Roberts hate is shifted until I remember his existence again.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Also, I'm not a professional hater. My hate is a finite resource on any given day with an ADHD attention span.
So I try. But then Thomas or Alito remind me of their existence and the Roberts hate is shifted until I remember his existence again.
So I try. But then Thomas or Alito remind me of their existence and the Roberts hate is shifted until I remember his existence again.
WTAF?!?!?
Those prosecutors should be massively sanctioned and referred to the bar for discipline for this.
Those prosecutors should be massively sanctioned and referred to the bar for discipline for this.
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
WTAF?!?!?
Those prosecutors should be massively sanctioned and referred to the bar for discipline for this.
Those prosecutors should be massively sanctioned and referred to the bar for discipline for this.
Damnit, my books are packed up for moving so I can't answer that well!
But one of them is definitely T.J. Klune's Somewhere Beyond the Sea
But one of them is definitely T.J. Klune's Somewhere Beyond the Sea
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Damnit, my books are packed up for moving so I can't answer that well!
But one of them is definitely T.J. Klune's Somewhere Beyond the Sea
But one of them is definitely T.J. Klune's Somewhere Beyond the Sea
This is Firebolt. We lost him December of 2024 😭😭😭
He was his mom's baby & soul cat. When she got home he would sit and demand she pick him up and carry him over her shoulder like a baby.
Also one time I left the butter uncovered and woke up to tongue marks in the butter.
He was his mom's baby & soul cat. When she got home he would sit and demand she pick him up and carry him over her shoulder like a baby.
Also one time I left the butter uncovered and woke up to tongue marks in the butter.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is Firebolt. We lost him December of 2024 😭😭😭
He was his mom's baby & soul cat. When she got home he would sit and demand she pick him up and carry him over her shoulder like a baby.
Also one time I left the butter uncovered and woke up to tongue marks in the butter.
He was his mom's baby & soul cat. When she got home he would sit and demand she pick him up and carry him over her shoulder like a baby.
Also one time I left the butter uncovered and woke up to tongue marks in the butter.
His base is def gonna say that's just proof of how manly Trump is.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
His base is def gonna say that's just proof of how manly Trump is.
He absolutely is the type of fan that made Groening create Qubert for Futurama
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
He absolutely is the type of fan that made Groening create Qubert for Futurama
I love Dana Point. Spent so much time there growing up
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I love Dana Point. Spent so much time there growing up
I'm just saying there's a reason Palpatine went from looking like an old man to looking like a badly embalmed mummy
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'm just saying there's a reason Palpatine went from looking like an old man to looking like a badly embalmed mummy
Dude seems like he should have a pinned thread on r/iamverysmart
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Dude seems like he should have a pinned thread on r/iamverysmart
And biggest predictor of success anymore? Social emotional skills!
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
And biggest predictor of success anymore? Social emotional skills!
If I were running for office I'd try and hire Menswear Guy as Director of Social Media Trolling
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If I were running for office I'd try and hire Menswear Guy as Director of Social Media Trolling
I'd love to get Hick out. Maybe Neguse or Crow will primary him.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I'd love to get Hick out. Maybe Neguse or Crow will primary him.
I want the cabins in the mountains in winter painting. Alas, I do not have 8 grand lying around
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I want the cabins in the mountains in winter painting. Alas, I do not have 8 grand lying around