Real life. 🤣

“If we’re going to get rid of any puppeteers, we should get rid of the one that’s actually controlling Dxnxld Trxmp.” 🔥🔥🔥

My latest hyperfixation project has been making bracelets. Just for myself and to give to friends. After seeing some designs online, I finally made myself a solar system bracelet. Earth has a moon, there’s a visitor hanging out between the ringed planets and a rocket past Pluto. #astronomy #ADHD

And you can’t tell me this isn’t @jimmyfallon.bsky.social ‘s new side hustle. 🤣

Sometimes you eat too many gummies and invest way too much time watching whatever the psychedelic hell this is. #cats #catsky #meow

The wind as heard from our back yard. It’s getting noisy on the crest.

I’m not saying this is real but I’m not saying it isn’t real either because we all know it very well could be and that’s all that matters.

Brilliant. On both their fart, I mean part. 🤣☠️
#GaryOldman #acting #movies #filmsky #comedy @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

We may have named him Carl Sagan but sometimes he’s not so bright. 🙃 He gets himself into these situations and pretends he can’t get himself out. #cat #cats #catvids #catpics #catsky

Lumon is watching. 🤣 #Doechii #Anxiety #Severence

This is such relatable content for March weather. 😆 Here in Alabama we could have threats of snow/ice, tornadoes or a beautiful sunny day at 75 degrees. It’s a crapshoot.

Oh. This reminds me of dumbassery we’ve heard before from some other #clowns in makeup.
“Fucking #magnets, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist. Y'all motherfuckers #lying, and getting me pissed.”
🤡🤪 #wordsalad #idiocracy #music #science #politics

SSDD.