Chris
@iamsellek.bsky.social
I write things. Also, I think I’m funny.
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Chris
@iamsellek.bsky.social
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I use oat milk for my oatmeal and it just tickles me pink that im cooking oats in liquid oats.
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I use oat milk for my oatmeal and it just tickles me pink that im cooking oats in liquid oats.
Gonna go scream into the void to see if it solves all my problems brb
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Gonna go scream into the void to see if it solves all my problems brb
Them: “Ugh do I need to spell it out for you?”
Me, neurodivergent, utterly incapable of reading in between the lines: “Omg PLEASE.”
Me, neurodivergent, utterly incapable of reading in between the lines: “Omg PLEASE.”
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Them: “Ugh do I need to spell it out for you?”
Me, neurodivergent, utterly incapable of reading in between the lines: “Omg PLEASE.”
Me, neurodivergent, utterly incapable of reading in between the lines: “Omg PLEASE.”
Kids will be like “I’m full,” but what they really mean is “I’m bored of eating my food.”
August 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Kids will be like “I’m full,” but what they really mean is “I’m bored of eating my food.”
Next time I make eye contact with someone through the crack in the bathroom stall, I’m doubling down.
a man in a green jacket is talking to another man in a grey jacket
ALT: a man in a green jacket is talking to another man in a grey jacket
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Next time I make eye contact with someone through the crack in the bathroom stall, I’m doubling down.
Went to the bathroom after a restaurant visit and a dude runs into a stall and immediately starts like…talking himself up. Like bro stop.
May 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Went to the bathroom after a restaurant visit and a dude runs into a stall and immediately starts like…talking himself up. Like bro stop.
This is my dog Reese in her first appearance as…
The Reese-ter Bunny.
The Reese-ter Bunny.
April 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is my dog Reese in her first appearance as…
The Reese-ter Bunny.
The Reese-ter Bunny.
Yea, this is legit. BRB sending my social.
April 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Yea, this is legit. BRB sending my social.
Conjuring 2 is a Christmas movie confirmed.
April 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Conjuring 2 is a Christmas movie confirmed.
March 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When you FINALLY notice a difference after weeks of working out. #lifting
dwight schrute from the office is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .
ALT: dwight schrute from the office is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
When you FINALLY notice a difference after weeks of working out. #lifting
I’m getting real sick and tired of getting fucking screeched at for literally just trying to save these people’s lives. #parenting
March 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I’m getting real sick and tired of getting fucking screeched at for literally just trying to save these people’s lives. #parenting
Can’t stop yawning please send help
March 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Can’t stop yawning please send help
3YO played in the mud for a full hour and then lost his SHIT when he realized he was muddy. Like bruh.
March 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
3YO played in the mud for a full hour and then lost his SHIT when he realized he was muddy. Like bruh.
Just watched Dr. Sleep and can I just say I love @stephenking.bsky.social so much
March 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just watched Dr. Sleep and can I just say I love @stephenking.bsky.social so much
Me, 12 years into marriage, still trying to figure out how I landed my wifey.
a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
ALT: a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me, 12 years into marriage, still trying to figure out how I landed my wifey.
Ok real talk: I know the lyrics to Weird Al’s renditions of Piano Man and American Pie and I have NO clue what the lyrics to the originals are.
March 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ok real talk: I know the lyrics to Weird Al’s renditions of Piano Man and American Pie and I have NO clue what the lyrics to the originals are.
When Vladimir's farting, he's a Tootin' Putin. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
March 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When Vladimir's farting, he's a Tootin' Putin. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Using Digikam to recognize people in my photos and sometimes it's like "you're wearing a mask and sunglasses in this picture, but I recognized you!"
Other times, it's like "is this photo of a dog you?"
Other times, it's like "is this photo of a dog you?"
March 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Using Digikam to recognize people in my photos and sometimes it's like "you're wearing a mask and sunglasses in this picture, but I recognized you!"
Other times, it's like "is this photo of a dog you?"
Other times, it's like "is this photo of a dog you?"
Father in law just texted us:
“Has anyone ever gotten stuck in a car wash before? :-)
All of a sudden, everything stopped. And then I hear someone say ‘oh man, I did it again!’”
“Has anyone ever gotten stuck in a car wash before? :-)
All of a sudden, everything stopped. And then I hear someone say ‘oh man, I did it again!’”
March 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Father in law just texted us:
“Has anyone ever gotten stuck in a car wash before? :-)
All of a sudden, everything stopped. And then I hear someone say ‘oh man, I did it again!’”
“Has anyone ever gotten stuck in a car wash before? :-)
All of a sudden, everything stopped. And then I hear someone say ‘oh man, I did it again!’”
Y’all I’ve known about Blippy for all of 12 seconds and I already can’t stand him.
March 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Y’all I’ve known about Blippy for all of 12 seconds and I already can’t stand him.
Dogs be like “Dad, I’m bored with frisbee fetch. Let’s play ball fetch instead.”
March 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Dogs be like “Dad, I’m bored with frisbee fetch. Let’s play ball fetch instead.”
3YO steps onto the scale and sees the numbers start to change.
3YO: “Oh! It’s scaling!”
3YO: “Oh! It’s scaling!”
March 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
3YO steps onto the scale and sees the numbers start to change.
3YO: “Oh! It’s scaling!”
3YO: “Oh! It’s scaling!”
I'd like to submit a complaint against 10-years-ago me for looking so damn young in photos pls and thx
March 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'd like to submit a complaint against 10-years-ago me for looking so damn young in photos pls and thx
Why does sneezing HURT when you’re sick wtf
March 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Why does sneezing HURT when you’re sick wtf