When he signs a contract, agreeing he will fly commercial, last row, center seat...maybe he can have an opinion. Till then........

She's just the first rodent to flee the ship

First rat to flee the ship

First rat to flee the SS Chomo

"Male standard" and he wears more make-up than most drag queens

Kirk Cameron or Chachi would balance things

Hey! Do you think it's easy to squeeze in a cloven hoof?