kash patel always looks like he's just farted and is hoping no one notices

They wanna ban TikTok? But he seems so polite

This is an aesthetically unpleasing Corsi-Rosenthal box, but it works! Highly recommend making one of these and cranking it up to make your air less gross. (BTW, I have named her Rosie.)

Bill Skarsgard, every single day while filming NOSFERATU

i guess u could say l'm cthonically online

(i only search for stuff from the Underworld film franchise)

SPOOKY #1: PERPETRATOR - For those whose favorite Halloween candy is razorblades, a queasy grab-bag of melted together tropes and genre elements that swings from free-floating anxiety to shrieking freakout to absurdist comedy. (And it has Alicia Silverstone! She's terrifying!) #31daysofhorror

GONNA DO THIS HERE TOO FOR THE 3 PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME! IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS! THE TIME WHERE I SNORT A BUNCH OF PIXIE STICKS AND WATCH 31 SPOOKY MOVIES THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN AND YELL ABOUT THEM TO YOU! YOU'RE WELCOME/I'M SORRY! LET'S FUCKING GO (TO HELL!!)

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

Does she want a hug? Does she want to eat you? That's what makes life exciting