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Will books be sold at the event? I saw that the preorder link is no longer available.
April 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by lyssa
Poodles have never been my favorite breed, but I can say without question that the twice-impeached (so far) criminally seditious sociopathic isn't anywhere near smart enough to be one.

Maybe a garden slug . . . or maybe that's still too high a reach for the fascist cretin.
April 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Katy Perry doesn’t deserve to be in this big of a historical event.
April 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
April 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The fact that my clueless husband clocked the whole situation just shows that I didn’t imagine it.

Why couldn’t I enjoy being bi before committing to the man that I love 🙃😭
March 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Earlier when my husband and I went out for our anniversary… 2 beautiful women were checking me out and one focused on me a ton. Full on hyperfocus. She even seemed to have gotten her coworker to run up to me.
March 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I even had a friend cry saying that she was in love w/me and wished she said something before I got married. She wanted to leave her husband for me. Like what?!
March 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM