Fraud & waste is spending millions to colonize Mars when ppl on this planet need it most. What a joke.

Well, I did not have Trump defunding the police on my bingo card.

Well, federally at least. The COPS program provides funding for police recruitment and training for local police nationwide.

I mean we wouldn’t want another Chernobyl on our hands.

Them: uh, what?

Me: nevermind.

Them: you know the food co-op is anti-nuclear power?

Me: of course it is.

problem! Your system is the problem!

Them: Ok, alright. Fine. I just needed your account for the incident report and we’ll note not to assign the zamboni to you again.

Me: oh uh ok, great. (Making an attempt at a joke to cover my unnecessary outrage)

massive, probably 1 ton floor cleaning zamboni. I can only fight physics so much before another display of bambas is knocked over. In fact, these work shift assignments further prove why communism failed! You’re assigning unqualified ppl jobs in a piss-poor effort to be ‘equitable’! I’m not the

It’s like someone was disappointed that Dr Leo Spaceman isn’t a real person, so this was their next best option.