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Iammamacolunga
@iammamacolunga.bsky.social
Mom of two above average children and a pretty awesome husband. Lover of cats. ALL THE CATS!!!

Proud Democrat & proud mama of Demo-cats, one of which used to be a republi-cat.
bill cassidy - republican from Louisiana - A PHYSICIAN, voted for an anti-vaxxer, a man who refuses to believe that HIV causes AIDS and who made millions by suing on behalf of anti-vaxxer groups to be the head of HHS. What happened to your Hippocratic Oath of "Do No Harm? #spinelessrepublican
February 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Going on a month now that a thief broke into our communal mailbox...and going to the post office to pick up our mail isn't what I thought living in the US would be like. The line is almost out the door filled with people just like me. Our taxes should ensure SAFE delivery of our mail. #uspssux
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February 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
president trump - as heard on Capitol Hill on January 20th:

"Tariffs is the most beautiful word in the world."

WRONG!

Covfefe is the most beautiful word in the world!
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February 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This makes me so sad. I thought my birth country was smarter, better, wiser and kinder. Pierre Poilievre will do to Canada what trump did to the US. #votersbeware #notyoutoocanada?
Today’s Conservative Party of Canada has far more in common with Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert than it does Brian Mulroney and Joe Clark.
January 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Love the Dr Pepper fansville commercials but especially like the one where they wish each other "happy playoffuary". That's gonna stick at my house! #ilovemesomecollegefootball HAPPY PLAYOFFUARY Y'ALL...unless you're Ohio....
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January 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
As a Canadian living in the states, I'm always dinked when I tell them how much better socialized medicine is...this is now the ONLY thing I'm going to say next time I'm confronted. Canada's health care ain't perfect, but at least you won't lose everything if you get sick. #weneedtobebetter
For Canadians, once you're in the hospital, the province takes care of the bill.

No one in Canada has ever declared bankruptcy because of hospital bills.

America is, in fact, alone in this regard.
January 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
We won by the hair of our chinny chin chin but it does not feel like a win. Longhorns looked bad, played bad and kicked bad. #webad #butnotonagoodway #longhorns #insarkidoubt
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January 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I did it! I deactivated my X account and I feel great! #buhbyeelon
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January 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What did we do last night? Did we go to the klurb? No. Did we have a fancy dinner? No. Did we share a good bottle of wine? No. We watched the entire first season of Black Doves on Netflix. #sorrynotsorry
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January 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
May this new republican administration not kill us all!
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January 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
One month ago, I signed up for bluesky but kept twitter just in case. Proud to say that I've not been on twitter/x since that day. Ready to delete the app and I think I will do it on January 1st. #newyearnewme
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December 29, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Every friggin day I open Google news, the very first thing I see is some stupid shit about ou. #irrelevantschool. As a LONGHORN fan, I take offense. I keep on hitting the "don't show me this crap", but to no avail. Google, your algorithm is way off. You barking up the wrong 🌲 #GOHORNS #INSARKWETRUST
December 29, 2024 at 10:02 PM
We've lost a good human today and the world is poorer for it. RIP President Carter.
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December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Yeah...we drank a bit of wine this Christmas! #dammitnakedwines #wineclubproblemz #nakedwines
December 28, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Ultra religious Mike Johnson who has a deal with his son where they both get phone alerts if either of them look at porn was the main guy who DIDN'T want the Gaetz Report out. Wonder if his son got alerts on his phone when Daddy read all the gory details on pedo/druggy Gaetz. #fakechristian
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December 23, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Instead of my two front teeth, a hippopotamus, a ring, all I want for Christmas 🎄 is a Longhorn win. #pleasesanta #ivebeenagoodgurl
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December 21, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Mark my word, trump or is it president musk will find a way to blame the Democrats and the Democrats will just sit there quietly and clench their pearls. #standupandfightdems
Republicans are getting Americans a government shutdown for Xmas.
December 20, 2024 at 12:12 AM
If you weren't afraid yesterday, you should be today! #iaintchickenlittle #imthecanaryinthecoalmine
December 13, 2024 at 9:13 PM
That moment when you're waiting for your husband to wake-up so you have someone to talk to but until then, you scroll Instagram sending stupid shit to your kids while laughing quietly in a pillow so not to wake him up. #sorrynotsorry
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December 7, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Listening to ESPN this morning and it's all about Georgia, Georgia, Georgia. Blah! Blah! Blah! NO ESPN, IT'S ALL ABOUT TEXAS BABY!!! LEGGO HORNS! #beatgeorgia #moo #sec
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December 7, 2024 at 1:24 PM
November 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Ohio losing today just rocked my world in a good way. #chaosagent #buhbyeryanday #hisblushonfleekthough #zomg #GOHORNS #BEATatm
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November 30, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Reason #1474987 why atm is an inferior school. #atmsucks #orangebaboonsucks
#GOHORNS #INSARKITRUST

Sign seen as ESPN College Game Day:

"the only burnt orange I like is on my president"
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November 30, 2024 at 6:42 PM
My people and I love them. Happy Thanksgiving y'all! #hopethecowboyslose #sshdonttellmyhusband
November 28, 2024 at 9:41 PM