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I’m literally Laserbeak.
I’m funny sometimes.
This might be a hot take but Cassandra Cain should be tall.
That way when she becomes Batman the crooks can’t tell the difference.
Either she needs to be tall or Bruce needs to be short badabing badabam.
December 13, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Dang Cormac McLaggen sucks in Harry Potter 6 what a - VIGILANTE?!
November 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Cedric Diggory gotta be one of the most unfair deaths ever bro did nothing but chill and be nice and he died bro.
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Two out of the three Triwizard events in Harry Potter 4 were just the audience being suckered into looking at nothing.
They can't see what's going on in the water or the maze!!! What are they doing?!?!
November 27, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Why did Viktor Krum have to save Hermione in the second Triwizard trial?
Like he just met her.
Is she the person he has the closest connection to even with all his friends there?
That’s sad.
November 27, 2024 at 3:31 AM
The first three Harry Potter movies are kinda perfect which is neat.
But man on rewatch I’m starting to remember how they fall off more as they try harder to be more complicated for no reason.
Not enough to be bad but enough to be bit annoying sometimes.
November 26, 2024 at 7:00 PM
You want Optimus and Elita to date because you want Optimus to be straight.
I want Optimus and Elita to date because him being a boywife is based.
We are not the same.
November 26, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I feel bad for everyone who works on the Harry Potter Max show, because no matter what, that show will always just be seen as a lesser version of one of the most iconic film series of all time.
November 25, 2024 at 10:06 PM
I got an A on an economics test and my teacher dropped it so now I'm failing what the fuck bro.
November 22, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Contender for sexiest movie of the decade.
Emma Mackey has been cast as the female lead in J.J. Abrams’ new film alongside Glen Powell and Jenna Ortega.

(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
November 19, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Hey Elon train your AI off THIS - oh wait, wrong app.
November 15, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Reposted by Laserbeak
Bluesky and Threads are currently the Top 2 free apps on the US charts

At this time — Twitter (X) is #25
November 14, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone bring him to the discussion but Eddie Redmayne would be a perfect Joker and if it fits, he should absolutely be the DCU Joker.
November 14, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Twitter v Bluesky
November 13, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Told my dad that he’s like Kup and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so insulted.
November 11, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Honestly
The concept for Red One sounds stupidly fun and creative.
It’s a shame that it just seems as good as your average Netflix action movie, like Red Notice.
Wait, Dwayne Johnson was in that one too.
November 10, 2024 at 2:10 AM
She could do whatever she wants to me and I’d thank her.
New look at Cristin Milioti in #ThePenguin finale

Releasing tomorrow on HBO
November 10, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I’m sorry but every time I look at Alpha Trion my immediate thought is “Robot Dumbledore.”
November 9, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I'm already opposed to the very idea of remaking Disney movies, especially the best one.

But why'd you have to drain my boy's blue?
First look at Stitch in the live-action #LiloAndStitch movie
November 8, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Ridley Scott can eat my fart through a straw.
Ridley Scott says he's 'trying to embrace AI'

He wants to use it for animation and says 'you can have done in a week what would take 10 guys 10 weeks'

(via NY Times)
November 8, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Presidents being canon in comics is so funny to me.
Resurrected Biden committed suicide in front of Daredevil?
Trump was MODOK in an alternate timeline?
Obama abolished the Superhuman Registration Act (he was canonically president at the time of this comic)?
That's just canon now and forever.
November 8, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Never understood the meaning of an industry plant before Spider-Boy.
November 8, 2024 at 5:22 PM
In both Marvel’s new Ultimate universe and DC’s new Absolute universe, I’ve been picking up on a common thread of disestablishmentarianism, rebellion, finding yourself, and speaking up against oppressors.
It’s just nice to know that in times like this, these are the big stories that get pushed.
November 8, 2024 at 5:10 PM
In times like this looking to or finding connections in media's honestly
A bit childish.
But that's not so much of a bad thing.
Stories & art reflect the world & finding hope or solace in that can be comforting.
As long as its healthy & doesn't trivialize the real world problems.
November 7, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Man I don’t even have it in me to be overly patriotic for a joke anymore, America doesn’t deserve shit after that.
November 6, 2024 at 11:33 PM