kels
@iamkels13.bsky.social
🏴☠️ Sarcastic.Sweary.Awkward.GenX.FDT 🏳️🌈
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Dammit. Crossing off Valhalla from my vacation list.
September 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Dammit. Crossing off Valhalla from my vacation list.
Had Pandora on shuffle while cleaning. Came back to the room to find Danny all up in his feels 😭
March 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Had Pandora on shuffle while cleaning. Came back to the room to find Danny all up in his feels 😭
Haven't posted here in a while. Look at my cats.
March 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Haven't posted here in a while. Look at my cats.
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How can anyone in their right mind ignore this letter from Caroline Kennedy about her cousin, RFK Jr.?
January 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
How can anyone in their right mind ignore this letter from Caroline Kennedy about her cousin, RFK Jr.?
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Moving the inauguration indoors and leaving thousands, with useless “commemorative tickets,” out in the cold, is a preview of how this next administration will operate.
January 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Moving the inauguration indoors and leaving thousands, with useless “commemorative tickets,” out in the cold, is a preview of how this next administration will operate.
Well, the message has changed 🤔
January 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Well, the message has changed 🤔
What's TikTok like right now for the rest of the world?
January 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What's TikTok like right now for the rest of the world?
I hope Tom Cotton's toast is always burnt and his eggs are never fully cooked.
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I hope Tom Cotton's toast is always burnt and his eggs are never fully cooked.
I hope the sensors on Tom Cotton's vehicle are never reset after tire rotation and he always has a low tire pressure warning that takes him four tries to find the right one.
January 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I hope the sensors on Tom Cotton's vehicle are never reset after tire rotation and he always has a low tire pressure warning that takes him four tries to find the right one.
I hope one of the chair legs break every time Tom Cotton sits down.
January 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I hope one of the chair legs break every time Tom Cotton sits down.
I hope Tom Cotton always steps in something wet when he's wearing socks.
January 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I hope Tom Cotton always steps in something wet when he's wearing socks.
I hope every YouTube ad Tom Cotton gets is unskippable and twice as long as the video he wants to watch.
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I hope every YouTube ad Tom Cotton gets is unskippable and twice as long as the video he wants to watch.
I hope Tom Cotton's phone screen cracks a day after the warranty expires.
January 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I hope Tom Cotton's phone screen cracks a day after the warranty expires.
I hope Tom Cotton's pillow is warm on both sides tonight.
January 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I hope Tom Cotton's pillow is warm on both sides tonight.
Might have to take the bridge to Canada to get a burner phone so I can scratch my tiktok itch.
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Might have to take the bridge to Canada to get a burner phone so I can scratch my tiktok itch.
So, do we have to pay the cat tax here, too?
January 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
So, do we have to pay the cat tax here, too?
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Trump literally leaving his supporters out in the cold while he and his billionaire buddies stay warm and cozy inside is the most Trumpian thing in the history of Trump.
MAGA will never learn will they?
MAGA will never learn will they?
January 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Trump literally leaving his supporters out in the cold while he and his billionaire buddies stay warm and cozy inside is the most Trumpian thing in the history of Trump.
MAGA will never learn will they?
MAGA will never learn will they?
Damn. Tiktok is down... The Lions are losing... And we are in Drougtlander.
Soo la voo. Or whatever the French say.
Soo la voo. Or whatever the French say.
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Damn. Tiktok is down... The Lions are losing... And we are in Drougtlander.
Soo la voo. Or whatever the French say.
Soo la voo. Or whatever the French say.
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My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
The best thing this week has been seeing all the videos of completely oblivious christians singing "Like a Prayer" in church.
a woman in a black dress is behind a fence
ALT: a woman in a black dress is behind a fence
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 11:13 PM
The best thing this week has been seeing all the videos of completely oblivious christians singing "Like a Prayer" in church.
I just wanted to know if it was always Ryan Reynolds in the suit or if it was a Mandalorian situation, like where Pedro isn't always in the suit when filming.
Thanks, AI. 🤦🏻♀️
@vancityreynolds.bsky.social eh?
Thanks, AI. 🤦🏻♀️
@vancityreynolds.bsky.social eh?
November 19, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I just wanted to know if it was always Ryan Reynolds in the suit or if it was a Mandalorian situation, like where Pedro isn't always in the suit when filming.
Thanks, AI. 🤦🏻♀️
@vancityreynolds.bsky.social eh?
Thanks, AI. 🤦🏻♀️
@vancityreynolds.bsky.social eh?