Keith Kline
iamkeithkline.bsky.social
Keith Kline
@iamkeithkline.bsky.social
Plot twist. Physical therapist owns the skate shop.
September 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Promise?
September 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I prefer metaphysical touch.
August 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
John Popper approves this message.
July 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Pretty much. I dont know why I haven't deleted my account yet.
July 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fine! I just got my passport back. Send me the address, first rounds on you.
July 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
David Cronenberg has entered the chat.
June 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Video? Music?
June 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Sleeping bag with cuffs... and a hood you mean.
June 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
We're you hoping they'd start growing more wisdom teeth?
May 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I stayed at a place like that last week and couldn't figure out how to shut it off. The worst.
April 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
That checks. I did get new shoes and not one adult asked me how fast I could run in them.
March 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Wait are we not supposed to do that? I wondered why I never notice anyone else out.
March 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
That's exactly the last two lines of the latest book I'm writing.
February 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
So? Did you finish his undies or not?

Also Happy Valentine's Day!!
February 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Same. How do we switch timelines?
February 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My pain tolerance goes up exponentially with puppy cuteness. Also I have lots of gloves.
January 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You should travel more to avoid the doom on your timeline.

On an unrelated note, I am local enough to dog sit. Drop 'em off anytime.
January 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Truth!
January 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
That's the name of my band.
January 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Yeah those dudes who've probably never been touched by a woman, sure are experts of anatomy.
January 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'll try to bump up those numbers. Maybe get you a side of chips this year.
December 10, 2024 at 9:34 PM