🇯🇲Khadjiah J 🇬🇩
@iamkdjiah.bsky.social
I create tv, poetry, and food media to fund my love for oxtail.
(She/Her)
✍️🏿: Black Nerd Problems, Vulture, Best American Food Writing & more.
Prev: Last Week Tonight.
Read/listen to my semi-chaotic food writing:
Itsdeej.com/scotchbonnet
(She/Her)
✍️🏿: Black Nerd Problems, Vulture, Best American Food Writing & more.
Prev: Last Week Tonight.
Read/listen to my semi-chaotic food writing:
Itsdeej.com/scotchbonnet
Lived in New York all my life...never saw a deer until today.
So naturally...
So naturally...
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lived in New York all my life...never saw a deer until today.
So naturally...
So naturally...
Why is a 5'7 dragon with an actively lit tail and big ass wings just walking around Times Square. Issa fire hazard.
November 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Why is a 5'7 dragon with an actively lit tail and big ass wings just walking around Times Square. Issa fire hazard.
After seeing this cover, I decided that I am going to begin an archive of physical media that depicts propaganda during the mid 2020s and beyond.
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
After seeing this cover, I decided that I am going to begin an archive of physical media that depicts propaganda during the mid 2020s and beyond.
Anyway. BYE BITCH
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Anyway. BYE BITCH
Hello New Yorkers, tis I your friendly neighborhood timb wearer reminding you to not vote for Andrew Cuomo.
Vote for Zohran Mamdani
And vote
NO on ballot proposals 1, 2, 3 and 4.
Vote for Zohran Mamdani
And vote
NO on ballot proposals 1, 2, 3 and 4.
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hello New Yorkers, tis I your friendly neighborhood timb wearer reminding you to not vote for Andrew Cuomo.
Vote for Zohran Mamdani
And vote
NO on ballot proposals 1, 2, 3 and 4.
Vote for Zohran Mamdani
And vote
NO on ballot proposals 1, 2, 3 and 4.
I made these rustic looking apple miso sesame hand pies with a little bit of lemon sugar on top.
They're so tiny and delightful.
They don't look perfect, so I love them more.
They're so tiny and delightful.
They don't look perfect, so I love them more.
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I made these rustic looking apple miso sesame hand pies with a little bit of lemon sugar on top.
They're so tiny and delightful.
They don't look perfect, so I love them more.
They're so tiny and delightful.
They don't look perfect, so I love them more.
POV: Pokémon Z-A devs programming hydro pump into the alpha Magikarp moveset.
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
POV: Pokémon Z-A devs programming hydro pump into the alpha Magikarp moveset.
My Umbreon named "TheUUp?Text"
October 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My Umbreon named "TheUUp?Text"
My Magikarp named Disappointmnt
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My Magikarp named Disappointmnt
My Florges named 36inBussDown
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My Florges named 36inBussDown
My Ferligator named
Tiddydile.
Tiddydile.
October 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My Ferligator named
Tiddydile.
Tiddydile.
A thread of names I gave my Pokémon.
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A thread of names I gave my Pokémon.
Your quarterly reminder that I am alive, I'm still a writer, and I shpuld be dropping a project in a couple of weeks.
October 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Your quarterly reminder that I am alive, I'm still a writer, and I shpuld be dropping a project in a couple of weeks.
I love this song, can I put this on repeat?
September 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I love this song, can I put this on repeat?
All the winners going over time at the Emmys.
September 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
All the winners going over time at the Emmys.
My uterus, ovaries, egg, fallopian tubes a week before my period: Gee. Thats a really cute baby. I really hope this egg we prepared for her this month grows up to be as cute as that child.
My brain and my bank account:
My brain and my bank account:
July 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My uterus, ovaries, egg, fallopian tubes a week before my period: Gee. Thats a really cute baby. I really hope this egg we prepared for her this month grows up to be as cute as that child.
My brain and my bank account:
My brain and my bank account:
You MIGHT have heard about it but this is a full non-alcoholic bar. It's called Hekate:
g.co/kgs/haPWPfu
I saw their menu, I didn't go yet but I am planning on going really soon. I love their combinations and their offerings. Their vibe is really cute.
g.co/kgs/haPWPfu
I saw their menu, I didn't go yet but I am planning on going really soon. I love their combinations and their offerings. Their vibe is really cute.
July 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
You MIGHT have heard about it but this is a full non-alcoholic bar. It's called Hekate:
g.co/kgs/haPWPfu
I saw their menu, I didn't go yet but I am planning on going really soon. I love their combinations and their offerings. Their vibe is really cute.
g.co/kgs/haPWPfu
I saw their menu, I didn't go yet but I am planning on going really soon. I love their combinations and their offerings. Their vibe is really cute.
Name your fave American scam:
One of my fave American scams is the distribution of "San Marzano" tomatoes. The company named them for you to believe tomatoes they're from the small town in Italy. The website doesn't state San Marzano as the origin. It aint from there. They rebrand to "San Merican."
One of my fave American scams is the distribution of "San Marzano" tomatoes. The company named them for you to believe tomatoes they're from the small town in Italy. The website doesn't state San Marzano as the origin. It aint from there. They rebrand to "San Merican."
July 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Name your fave American scam:
One of my fave American scams is the distribution of "San Marzano" tomatoes. The company named them for you to believe tomatoes they're from the small town in Italy. The website doesn't state San Marzano as the origin. It aint from there. They rebrand to "San Merican."
One of my fave American scams is the distribution of "San Marzano" tomatoes. The company named them for you to believe tomatoes they're from the small town in Italy. The website doesn't state San Marzano as the origin. It aint from there. They rebrand to "San Merican."
You have to talk shit over fried chicken and pickled daikon.
I dont make the rules.
I dont make the rules.
July 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You have to talk shit over fried chicken and pickled daikon.
I dont make the rules.
I dont make the rules.
Killdeer are the broadway performers of the avians. When a predator approaches a mom and their nest, the momma killdeer will put on a show and pretend that its wing is broken. It would dramatically hop and flail on the ground to steer attention away from the nest.
June 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Killdeer are the broadway performers of the avians. When a predator approaches a mom and their nest, the momma killdeer will put on a show and pretend that its wing is broken. It would dramatically hop and flail on the ground to steer attention away from the nest.
