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Jordan Parker
@iamjordanparker.bsky.social
Dude on Rocket League called me dickless and that’s honestly one of the more affirming things anyone’s ever said to me
December 14, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I feel like I can trace my love for heavy music back to the first time I heard Zero by Smashing Pumpkins
December 7, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Hey everyone with a drivers license! Going out of your way to be extra nice is actually super unproductive for yourself and everyone around you
December 6, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Another cybertruck with temporary plates on it. This neighborhood is really taking an interesting turn
December 4, 2024 at 12:03 PM
I wanna be upset about my dog bringing a stick into the house every time we go outside but I can’t leave a 7-Eleven without buying a pack or sour gummy worms
December 3, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by Jordan Parker
What’s my cat been training for? Wrong answers only.
November 24, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Just waiting for all the politicians and grifters to make their way over here so I can tell them they’re better off d**d on a second platform
November 21, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Is this site overrun with fascists? Trying to see something here
November 14, 2024 at 11:09 PM