While moving furniture, I knocked over a 4 year old can of fruited sour beer, which ruptured and spilled. Moved the other two to the sink, where I opened and dumped one successfully. The second one exploded at the top when breached. I ended up wearing the contents.

Bay Area and beyond drivers (I was as far in as Albany and as far out as Davis today), it’s pissing rain and visibility is for shit. Turn your fucking lights on. It's not just the law, it's a really good idea too because it means i don't drive into your ass.