Jeff Torres
iamjefftorres.bsky.social
Jeff Torres
@iamjefftorres.bsky.social
Actor, Costco lover, and other stuff.
Still a legend!
January 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yeah I just didn't wanna sound like a total douche plugging a movie I was in by title😂💀💀💀🫠 but I'm super glad I went. It was super fun and what a funny story
December 8, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Your Chef Goldblum ruled!
December 8, 2024 at 8:40 AM
This was so fun! Lolll i'm not a professional impersonator 😂😂😂 my buddy @thomharp.bsky.social wrote a part for me in The Donor Party where I play a Jeff Goldblum impersonator. So like, this is the only IRL time i've done this. And i showed up late 💀🤓😂
December 8, 2024 at 8:38 AM
In some defense Biden thinks he's at Applebees... not a great defense 🫠
November 14, 2024 at 5:18 PM
It ain't right. 20% of the population and the box office. Wtf
November 7, 2023 at 7:32 AM
And treasure was the real treasure all along 🥲
September 11, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Oof. Sometimes we skip ahead. I personally can't stand leaving any stone unturned even if that stone us attached to a trap 😂
September 10, 2023 at 9:33 PM
I vote drink less, we need our wits about us.
August 17, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Jose it was a pleasure meeting you today at Disney! 🔥🙌
July 27, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Dude. THIS is the sequel to Banshees you didn't know you needed 😂😂😂
July 27, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Would love for someone to make one of these for actors. I'm constantly in awe of WGA folks 🙌🙌🙌🔥
July 26, 2023 at 8:11 PM
We're all trying to figure it out, so no shade, just trying to inform people about our collective actions.
July 26, 2023 at 8:10 PM