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IamJames!
@iamjames89.bsky.social
If you’re gonna be a slut, be an honest one!

Definitely NSFW 😈

📍Philly 🏳️‍🌈
Pronouns He/Him/Hoe

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Actually yeah do that! Insurance will cover the whole rhinoplasty at that point! I’ll get a brand new nose inside and out 😂
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That body is goal! On top of me and inspirational fitness goals 🤤
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Keep rubbing that towel the way you are… liable to have an orgasm that way
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh I’m cracking up over it all! I know it’s harsh photography for accurate documentation for the consultation and insurance purposes but DAMN! 😂
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s giving Little Nicky Vibes honestly
a man in a yellow jacket is making a funny face and the words `` release the evil '' are written below him .
ALT: a man in a yellow jacket is making a funny face and the words `` release the evil '' are written below him .
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November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I mean fair! I look like a mutant of some sorts! 😂
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
😂😂😂😂
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Your like the 6th person to make that comment 😂
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Also this surgeon is hot as fuck 🥵 like this is the man who is gonna work on my nose…. HELL YEAH! 🥵
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think they just had to take away the background and other “noise” to get a more accurate picture for consultation purposes.
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Lmao might as well be cause this is criminal 😂😂😂
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Oh it wasn’t just me who thought this! Like what do you mean I had to clear your debt with a shady gang and reached rank A before you and beat you in battle and you still insisted on being the “hero” and then I had to come save your ass…. It’s funny how the other characters got annoyed too
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I had this same thought as well! Until I realized my whole family was in the industry and said never mind maybe learn coding instead and stay nerdy 😅
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I literally have to mentally prepare myself to get out of the shower when it’s cold, brace for impact… otherwise I am never getting out oh shower 🚿
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Oh you definitely need to de-stress that erection before all these events this week. I recommend daily de-stressing therapeutic exercises to help with the swelling of your cock 😏
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Oh heck yes! I’m actually wanting a pair for myself as well
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This reminds me so much of the old school retro porn dialogue that I would jerk off to all the time.
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Machoke - Fighting-type Pokémon with a muscular body and incredible strength, which it uses to help with heavy labor ( bottoming) and training. To control its overwhelming power, it wears a special belt ( a Chasity) that is said to have never been removed. Its muscles are strong af.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hydro Pump was affective 🍆💦💦
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yummy
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
🤭 thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM