Gonçalo Alves
@iamgoncaloalves.bsky.social
Indie Hacker with a side of cringe.
I also like to post about stories in Tech & AI.
Building:
⏳ http://vtimers.com / http://youtube.com/@vtimers
🧰 http://MediaToolbox.site
🅿️ http://Slidifier.xyz
Check out all my stuff - https://bio.link/goncaloalves
I also like to post about stories in Tech & AI.
Building:
⏳ http://vtimers.com / http://youtube.com/@vtimers
🧰 http://MediaToolbox.site
🅿️ http://Slidifier.xyz
Check out all my stuff - https://bio.link/goncaloalves
Just updated one of my apps.
Really proud of how it looks.
Cool reminder to myself to code more...it's just fun!
Really proud of how it looks.
Cool reminder to myself to code more...it's just fun!
May 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Just updated one of my apps.
Really proud of how it looks.
Cool reminder to myself to code more...it's just fun!
Really proud of how it looks.
Cool reminder to myself to code more...it's just fun!
Never gets old
Internet money is fun!
Internet money is fun!
April 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Never gets old
Internet money is fun!
Internet money is fun!
Veo 2 is bananas!
The videos it generates are amazing.
I picked up an image from unsplash and told it to animate it.
Here are the results:
The videos it generates are amazing.
I picked up an image from unsplash and told it to animate it.
Here are the results:
April 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Veo 2 is bananas!
The videos it generates are amazing.
I picked up an image from unsplash and told it to animate it.
Here are the results:
The videos it generates are amazing.
I picked up an image from unsplash and told it to animate it.
Here are the results:
This is the inflection point
This is what the Shopify CEO said
In an internal memo
Hire an AI before hiring a human
This is what the Shopify CEO said
In an internal memo
Hire an AI before hiring a human
April 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This is the inflection point
This is what the Shopify CEO said
In an internal memo
Hire an AI before hiring a human
This is what the Shopify CEO said
In an internal memo
Hire an AI before hiring a human
You cant make this up!
You know when you accidentally add your boss to the meme group chat?
Imagine that, but it's senior government officials, the chat is about WAR PLANS, and the accidental add is a REPORTER.
Oops level: National Security Catastrophe
You know when you accidentally add your boss to the meme group chat?
Imagine that, but it's senior government officials, the chat is about WAR PLANS, and the accidental add is a REPORTER.
Oops level: National Security Catastrophe
March 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
You cant make this up!
You know when you accidentally add your boss to the meme group chat?
Imagine that, but it's senior government officials, the chat is about WAR PLANS, and the accidental add is a REPORTER.
Oops level: National Security Catastrophe
You know when you accidentally add your boss to the meme group chat?
Imagine that, but it's senior government officials, the chat is about WAR PLANS, and the accidental add is a REPORTER.
Oops level: National Security Catastrophe
Sam Altman: Spends a decade grinding on AI to maybe cure cancer...
The Internet, using that AI: "LOL look, ur a cute Ghibli boy now!"
Forget superintelligence, THIS is the singularity we were promised. Peak humanity unlocked. 😂
The Internet, using that AI: "LOL look, ur a cute Ghibli boy now!"
Forget superintelligence, THIS is the singularity we were promised. Peak humanity unlocked. 😂
March 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sam Altman: Spends a decade grinding on AI to maybe cure cancer...
The Internet, using that AI: "LOL look, ur a cute Ghibli boy now!"
Forget superintelligence, THIS is the singularity we were promised. Peak humanity unlocked. 😂
The Internet, using that AI: "LOL look, ur a cute Ghibli boy now!"
Forget superintelligence, THIS is the singularity we were promised. Peak humanity unlocked. 😂
Huawei: "Yeah, we looked at Linux, decades of work by thousands of brilliant minds... and said 'Nah, we'll just whip up our own OS kernel real quick.' "
That's like saying you're gonna build your own IKEA furniture, but first, you need to personally grow the trees.
The sheer audacity! 😂
That's like saying you're gonna build your own IKEA furniture, but first, you need to personally grow the trees.
The sheer audacity! 😂
March 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Huawei: "Yeah, we looked at Linux, decades of work by thousands of brilliant minds... and said 'Nah, we'll just whip up our own OS kernel real quick.' "
That's like saying you're gonna build your own IKEA furniture, but first, you need to personally grow the trees.
The sheer audacity! 😂
That's like saying you're gonna build your own IKEA furniture, but first, you need to personally grow the trees.
The sheer audacity! 😂
The legendary "Throne Station" setup!
When you absolutely have to raid the dungeon at 8 but also really needed that extra spicy burrito at 7.
Efficiency is key!
🚽💻🎮
When you absolutely have to raid the dungeon at 8 but also really needed that extra spicy burrito at 7.
Efficiency is key!
🚽💻🎮
March 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The legendary "Throne Station" setup!
When you absolutely have to raid the dungeon at 8 but also really needed that extra spicy burrito at 7.
Efficiency is key!
🚽💻🎮
When you absolutely have to raid the dungeon at 8 but also really needed that extra spicy burrito at 7.
Efficiency is key!
🚽💻🎮
Government: "We must stop funding these tools that provide... *checks notes*... free website security and user privacy."
Also Government: "Why is the internet so insecure and scary?!" 🤔
Make it make sense! Good luck to the Open Tech Fund fighting this.
Also Government: "Why is the internet so insecure and scary?!" 🤔
Make it make sense! Good luck to the Open Tech Fund fighting this.
March 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Government: "We must stop funding these tools that provide... *checks notes*... free website security and user privacy."
Also Government: "Why is the internet so insecure and scary?!" 🤔
Make it make sense! Good luck to the Open Tech Fund fighting this.
Also Government: "Why is the internet so insecure and scary?!" 🤔
Make it make sense! Good luck to the Open Tech Fund fighting this.
AI Researchers: "76% chance just making current AI bigger won't create superintelligence."
Tech Bros with infinite VC money:
"So you're saying there's a 24% chance? LET'S SCALE IT TO THE MOON!"
Tech Bros with infinite VC money:
"So you're saying there's a 24% chance? LET'S SCALE IT TO THE MOON!"
March 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
AI Researchers: "76% chance just making current AI bigger won't create superintelligence."
Tech Bros with infinite VC money:
"So you're saying there's a 24% chance? LET'S SCALE IT TO THE MOON!"
Tech Bros with infinite VC money:
"So you're saying there's a 24% chance? LET'S SCALE IT TO THE MOON!"
EU: You MUST use USB-C on the iPhone!
Apple: Okay, bet. creates portless iPhone
Loophole level: Expert. 😂
Apple: Okay, bet. creates portless iPhone
Loophole level: Expert. 😂
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
EU: You MUST use USB-C on the iPhone!
Apple: Okay, bet. creates portless iPhone
Loophole level: Expert. 😂
Apple: Okay, bet. creates portless iPhone
Loophole level: Expert. 😂
The age-old debate finally settled by the expert himself.
Now, can we agree on GIF vs JIF? 🤔
Now, can we agree on GIF vs JIF? 🤔
March 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The age-old debate finally settled by the expert himself.
Now, can we agree on GIF vs JIF? 🤔
Now, can we agree on GIF vs JIF? 🤔
Data broker: "We know everything about nearly everyone!"
Me: "Awesome, can you find my other sock and tell me what I was supposed to buy at the grocery store? Thanks."
Me: "Awesome, can you find my other sock and tell me what I was supposed to buy at the grocery store? Thanks."
March 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Data broker: "We know everything about nearly everyone!"
Me: "Awesome, can you find my other sock and tell me what I was supposed to buy at the grocery store? Thanks."
Me: "Awesome, can you find my other sock and tell me what I was supposed to buy at the grocery store? Thanks."
This is why we cant have nice things
March 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is why we cant have nice things
How the tables have turned...
March 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
How the tables have turned...
If this is true
batteries now start to make sense for the home
batteries now start to make sense for the home
March 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
If this is true
batteries now start to make sense for the home
batteries now start to make sense for the home
I think this is the biggest thing that makes people not wanting an EV
Charging is a hassle
If you solve this...Mass adoption
Charging is a hassle
If you solve this...Mass adoption
March 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I think this is the biggest thing that makes people not wanting an EV
Charging is a hassle
If you solve this...Mass adoption
Charging is a hassle
If you solve this...Mass adoption
Impressive stuff
March 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Impressive stuff
New product idea
A keyboard specifically for coders
It's just a big tab button!
I call it the Cursor Keyboard!
DM'me if you are interested!
A keyboard specifically for coders
It's just a big tab button!
I call it the Cursor Keyboard!
DM'me if you are interested!
March 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
New product idea
A keyboard specifically for coders
It's just a big tab button!
I call it the Cursor Keyboard!
DM'me if you are interested!
A keyboard specifically for coders
It's just a big tab button!
I call it the Cursor Keyboard!
DM'me if you are interested!
Had a moment of pride on the internet today!
March 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Had a moment of pride on the internet today!
Made the 3 Spiderman meme with Gemini 2 flash
In spite of what it looks like...One of them is not like the others
Thats for sure!
In spite of what it looks like...One of them is not like the others
Thats for sure!
March 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Made the 3 Spiderman meme with Gemini 2 flash
In spite of what it looks like...One of them is not like the others
Thats for sure!
In spite of what it looks like...One of them is not like the others
Thats for sure!
These days...
Everyone beats Intel
Don't they?!
Everyone beats Intel
Don't they?!
March 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
These days...
Everyone beats Intel
Don't they?!
Everyone beats Intel
Don't they?!
Sometimes...
it do be like that!
it do be like that!
March 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sometimes...
it do be like that!
it do be like that!